By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wasn't there a post like this where the hobo wouldn't take a menthol?

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Hey, it's true OP. A saying is a saying.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wasn't there a post like this where the hobo wouldn't take a menthol?

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Byahhh 3

That's like when you say something like "bored to death" at a funeral, then realize what you said. It's awkward, but it happens.

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Harpy20 24

Well I'm sure the homeless guy understands the expression more than anyone. He obviously can't afford his own.

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lonkite101 14

Hey you are the guy from the apps photo description!

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Oh whoa I just checked that, I don't know if I should be flattered or creeped out (queue flood of people to the app store to see if it's true)

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negb 30

Can somebody copy and paste the post here? I'd like to read it. Thanks.

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DJR_fml 2

It wasn't a post. The app Description shows pictures of the app, and the one for user profiles happens to be wuz not here. Probably got their name wrong but you ought a get it

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

I think they mean the other post with the hobo that refused the menthol

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ZX6Rninja 0

101-lol so true thats the first thing i thought/did. That ***** cray.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Hey, it's true OP. A saying is a saying.

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yahoowizard 16

Probably a similar scenario started the saying =0

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akg98 13

Lol poor beggar dude.... That must have been shocking 2 him but alas, a saying is a saying....

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bertman21 5

I'm sure he wasn't that shocked he's a homeless guy they hear a lot worse. Op is nice enough to give him one.

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iwantagoat579 7

Did he chase you around the block and stab you in the leg with a pencil?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

If he's a smoker there's no way he has the stamina for that

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Sharpie23 7

neither of them have the stamina for that...

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HiIAmKevin 8

49- no but I bet the girl in your picture has a lot of stamina ;)

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SirCharles83 13

49- yes, my penis brought me there. Damnit!

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ShyAnn29 14

Well, it's true, if they're begging, then they'll get what they get, instead of choosing what they get.

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twisted_cherub 14

Thank you for explaining the adage we've all heard a million times. I had no idea that's what it meant. [Again, for the sarcasm impaired, ^ an example.]

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Bonzer 2

45- I hope you die in a wildfire.

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omfg_creepers 8

Should of said "Hey homeless guy! Jesus man!"

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MindFreakazoid 10

59 is fake and gay. Sorry I really had to say that! Dont try to bring =3 down, Ray's the best darned comedian on YouTube

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

....I think he was just making a face. Probably should have used :3 instead. Also: I like Jenna Marbles better than RWJ.

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IAmAZero 0

107 - well considering that WAS a quote from =3 then it would make sense. and if he was making a face, why would he/she put a nice kitty face after saying 'stupid'? That's horrid sarcasm. And no one gives a flying walnut about your opinion. This is FML. Not F other people's Ls.

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UsernameHere234 13

It was simply sarcasm on the fact that one person can make one joke on something and suddenly it appears everywhere. I have nothing against =3 and I watch all his videos because some of his stuff is really good.

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sucessfultroll 18

Do you find cigarettes laying on t he floor waiting for you to pick them up? Why should you even give cigarettes to strangers? xD

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metalwolf 17

9-Not everyone is a prick. some people decide to be nice and give things away if they don't exactly need them.

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Fmlsea 28

If that was you would you like everyone to ignore you and not help you with something as small as a smoke?

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tobedd 13

If you're smoking than you can afford to give a few away, it's a luxury not a necessity. *note before I get attacked by smokers, I'm one too*

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22cute 17

Yes, and I don't really think that can hurt anyones feelings.

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vocaloidtiger 12

44 - Are you saying the truth doesn't hurt? If so, you're 100% wrong.

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