Stalker, Awkward and Love: Stalker vibes - FML

Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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piderman13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:08

I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;

Ell363 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:08

Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

hahahhaha let's hope she didn't see you.

colton_colton 49

Sunday 2 February 2014 23:17

Id'd pray she didn't see him!

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Wednesday 4 March 2015 20:33

Ueaj

DizzyDemon0 9

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:03

rofl. good impression creepy ass mo' fucka

Morty_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:05

If you're on campus it aint that odd...

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:07

Wave and say hi. See, that wasn't hard.

piderman13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:08

I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;

10_4Franky 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 4:41

Chewing slowly....

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Monday 23 August 2010 23:04

LMAO!! Oh, that's epic!

Ell363 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:08

Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.

jayfx 0

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:09

i don't see whats the big deal

Kitty34_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:09

That sucks, but it's really funny. You probably looked like such a creeper. I hope she didn't see you :(

Rodjmeister 0

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:11

Ohhhhh damn. i hope she understood.

SirAndrew 0

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:13

Just wave and say "Funny seeing you." Definitely not an FML. You just made her think the Fates want you to be together.

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