Anonymous
Prague, Czechia
My forever home
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Brilliant...
United Kingdom
Lower your expectations
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
sicufovoshxbsjdk
United States
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Anonymous
RIP
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Jon
United States
Brown and sticky
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Free money for me, but not for thee
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Final destination
Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
HappyBirthdayISuppose
Westminster, United States
Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28
Most cemeteries do not sell graves, they lease burial rights. That’s a nice gift, however unexpected it was.
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bigredmonkeybutt 28
Most cemeteries do not sell graves, they lease burial rights. That’s a nice gift, however unexpected it was.