Today, my wife asked me for a divorce, shortly after I found out she's been having an affair. Then our county placed us on quarantine for Covid-19. Now I'm stuck living with her until it goes away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Covid. I've been living with my ex for 8 months. They started dating again, and their new partner broke up with them and gave them Covid, then my ex gave it to me. I was supposed to move out, and now I have to delay it further. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my husband found out that not only has he tested positive for influenza A, but also has tested positive for Covid 19. My work won't let me return until I have isolated for 14 days from someone with Covid. Our house is really small. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, despite both of us being vaccinated, my wife recently tested positive for Covid and now I'm showing symptoms. Neither my state or job offers any kind of financial support for Covid leave, so my options are infecting others or starving under a bridge. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with COVID, and given a week off work to quarantine. When I sat down on the sofa, my girlfriend slapped the remote out of my hand and handed me a list of chores, "to do while you're lazing around on vacation." It's four pages long. Double sided. FML
Today, ever since the company I worked for closed because of COVID, it took me 6 months to find a new job, during which time my wife and in-laws nagged me to get one. Now I have, my wife has asked for a divorce and I absolutely hate my new job. FML
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demix_fml 32
This sucks op and I’m sending you all the hugs.
Inkoseh 33
Separate rooms if you can. Don't give up the bed! Does she have family nearby? As long as wherever she chooses to stay and she stays there, that's staying in quarantine. It isn't considered visiting or being 'out and about' if she has to switch residences. She made the mistake and you both need to have a discussion about living arrangements until you can see the courts about a legal separation/divorce.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
You'll probably fall in love again having faced down adversity together. That'll save you a lot of money!
Susan Yee 9
Can use the spare time to reconcile?
ForeverLost 10
I wish that were the case
Inkoseh 33
Separate rooms if you can. Don't give up the bed! Does she have family nearby? As long as wherever she chooses to stay and she stays there, that's staying in quarantine. It isn't considered visiting or being 'out and about' if she has to switch residences. She made the mistake and you both need to have a discussion about living arrangements until you can see the courts about a legal separation/divorce.
demix_fml 32
This sucks op and I’m sending you all the hugs.
carol robert 6
dope
WistayShlaio82 13
Sign the papers then let her do what she wants and be as civil as possible. Let her have egg on her face