By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
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I see years of therapy in your future.

Tell him in that 15 minutes you were sodomized, forced to smoke crack, shoot up heroin, give a homeless guy a BJ, did 15 jumping jacks, got a pedicure and you're pregnant with the liquor store clerks baby.

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He wanted to toughen you up a bit! On the bright side you didn't get shot... Or but raped.

Well... Not that she MENTIONED.

More cruel fathers doing things for a laugh! What does this mean?

What an asshole... He would have felt terrible if something would have happened to OP.

In the Omen, doesn't the child end up killing everyone? If so, you know what to do.

I see years of therapy in your future.

At least he didn't try scaring you with something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre

There's a line between funny and cruel and op's dad crossed it big time. Fyl indeed.

I wouldve given him the silent treatment. For a week at least...

41- This isn't about the movie, but after seeing a "scary" movie and then being forced to walk in a dodgy part of town can focus your fears. Hell I'd be freaking out if I had to walk through downtown, regardless of watching a scary movie. You know the chances of actually getting raped or killed just scare me a lil bit, ya know? Anyways, OP I'm sorry you were put through that ordeal, hopefully you're better now.

huh. good movie though.

Sounds like you have a pretty humorous dad.

See he actually dropped her off then went to the crack house to get some. Came back 15 min later went home. See the other side of the story you didn't know before. Ha

Thats a great parent right there

You gotta learn how to survive the ghetto, and then the next phase will be michael jackson's haunted mansion

I don't think you can go from the ghetto to a dead millionaire's mansion. Levels, man.

Careful OP, your dad will be selling your bed for crack next..

Oops, that was meant to go on 5?

Get revenge by poking holes in all ur dads condoms!

Who wears condoms?

Umm... what?

Apperantly not your dad, #12. Proof? He had you.

18 not only does this number sound like your name, they may have used a condom by it may have failed. Maybe OP took 9's advice, traveled back in time and poked a hole in the condom which resulted in his own birth. Maybe OP took it too far but hey, what are you going to do about it? Back to the future style and change it a whole bunch of times?

HAH, #12 was an accident.

That will put some hair on your chest