Tinder, Awkward, Dating and Underwear: Check this out - FML

Check this out

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 12:00

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 April 2022 14:00

You purposely selected a crotch shot for your profile pic? And you don't know why you're getting strange messages? Messages like... How much do you charge for sending your used panties? Hundred bucks or so? Does that include shipping? I was thinking you could sell your used undies as an NFT, but I'll bet they are very fungible, you dirty, dirty girl!

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 April 2022 14:00

You purposely selected a crotch shot for your profile pic? And you don't know why you're getting strange messages? Messages like... How much do you charge for sending your used panties? Hundred bucks or so? Does that include shipping? I was thinking you could sell your used undies as an NFT, but I'll bet they are very fungible, you dirty, dirty girl!

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