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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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You deserved it 6 400

By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 245

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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You deserved it 285

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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You deserved it 105 003

Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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You deserved it 4 916

By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Monday 4 June 2012 0:40

Sounds like he's already killing you by suffocation.

Michaelsgirl04 9

Monday 4 June 2012 1:41

but what would they do for the other 55 minutes??

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mpsteve137 15

Monday 4 June 2012 0:40

Sounds like he's already killing you by suffocation.

blondebrunette11 4

Monday 4 June 2012 10:28

I don't get it...

AsianCookie247 14

Monday 4 June 2012 11:29

^ which now proves that your username is true. Congratulations on accomplishing that.

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 4 June 2012 17:30

He is taking away her freedom and therefore suffocating her. OP, you got a crazy dad. I feel sorry for you and your boyfriend.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 4 June 2012 0:42

Movie date at your house?

kamikrazy 6

Monday 4 June 2012 6:27

The dad said within the hour. Most movies that I am familiar with are more than one hour. I would suggest maybe 2-3 episodes of spongebob pre-recorded to skip through commercials and some popcorn... At the girlfriends house.

manda1511 5

Monday 4 June 2012 6:31

....Wasn't the girlfriend the one that posted it?

CaptTeemo 10

Monday 4 June 2012 7:11

Hey, all he said was to have OP home... Grab something to eat and movie night at OP's house? Just a suggestion. Also doesn't go against her dad's rules ;)

hecallsmedarlin 7

Monday 4 June 2012 7:51

After that sight I doubt the boyfriend wants to be anywhere near her house....haha.

AsianCookie247 14

Monday 4 June 2012 11:33

That just went Right over your head, didn't it 64?

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Monday 4 June 2012 0:43

Sounds like a loving father..

domking1315 20

Monday 4 June 2012 0:43

What does he expect you guys to fo for an hour?

mermaidcentaurs 9

Monday 4 June 2012 0:48

Each other..

Michaelsgirl04 9

Monday 4 June 2012 1:41

but what would they do for the other 55 minutes??

aJaguarinRed 9

Monday 4 June 2012 4:50

A lot can get done in an hour...

8313girl 28

Thursday 28 November 2013 15:24

Three 15 minute quickies and then drive her home

LolFMLnot 10

Monday 4 June 2012 0:44

That's funny, i'd laugh about it if I was your boyfriend

BunchieRules 31

Monday 4 June 2012 6:17

Yeah, just forget about the overprotective and possibly drunk/insane man wanting to kill you and laugh it all off! (I say drunk, because why in the world would he run outside in his underwear just to yell at his daughter?)

hecallsmedarlin 7

Monday 4 June 2012 8:02

Laugh?! ...I'm sure he ran!

sidewaysponytail 0

Monday 4 June 2012 0:45

Just have a date at your house or go to the park. There's a lot of things you could do close by your house and not have your boyfriend murdered :)

11mandy80 6

Monday 4 June 2012 0:45

At least he cares about u…

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 4 June 2012 5:43

See what I mean? "At least...". Once you start noticing this meme you'll see it on every FML.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 4 June 2012 0:46

That's a nice image to remember...

JustPlayTheGame 6

Monday 4 June 2012 17:02

Could of been worse images of without the underwear

redwingsfan88 9

Monday 4 June 2012 0:53

Talk about protective...

thisisafunnyname 12

Monday 4 June 2012 2:07

like condoms, right?

redwingsfan88 9

Monday 4 June 2012 5:44

Yeah I guess. :P

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 4 June 2012 0:53

Well, were you back within the hour?

XtraEzeee 8

Monday 4 June 2012 2:38

Actually she's posting this from her boyfriend's funeral.

BunchieRules 31

Monday 4 June 2012 6:14

Maybe this was posted during the hour which OP's father so generously allowed them to spend. I can already see the other FML about her boyfriend's funeral...