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  number0  |  8

YDI for not doing it right. Jacking off is supposed to give you pleasure, not pain...

Also, shouldn't you be moving your wrist more than your shoulder?

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  skroal  |  7

YDI for having to tell your doctor and parents that you dislocated your shoulder while masturbating.

Maybe if you keep trying, you'll grow a strange immunity to dislocated shoulders.

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  xACIDDx  |  0

..You know skoral. One of these days..I will find you. And when I do...I will back-hand you.

...Might be once, or twice...or maybe even 75 times. But who the hell knows?

I'm unpredictable جً_ج

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  theFMLwhore5  |  0

hahaha !!
how many times do you have to masterbaite to dislocate your shoulder?
duuuuude, go find a hooker or somthing..
Or get a flesh light, I've heard of those :P

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  PanteraRules  |  0

164, I don't think he has enough money for a hooker or a flesh light. If that is the case he probably just needed an excuse to get one, or an excuse to have his family always wonder how he did it