happens to me all the time

OP how desperate are you?-

YDI for not doing it right. Jacking off is supposed to give you pleasure, not pain... Also, shouldn't you be moving your wrist more than your shoulder?

oh that's not awkward at all..

how ******* hard do you have to ********** to pop your shoulder?

shoulder? I now would like to know how you **********

is tht even possible?

you must have been really wankin that thing!

lol not at alll....

So you like it rough? I'm guessing by your name too.

wow. were u giving yourself a reach-around or what? I suppose it's still better than an STD.

Why's everyone assuming it's a guy? There is no gender specified. By the sound of it, it's more likely to be a girl.

Lie? lol. say you were workin' out with the shake weight. same movement they wouldn't even know.

couldn't just think of a good lie?

could've just popped it back in, its easy and not painful.

it's obvious op was walking around while masturbating and when it got to their climax they froze and fell down the stairs xD

they should have a warning in the beginning of all **** videos..WARNING: EXTREME MASTURBATION MAY CAUSE YOU TO HARM YOURSELF

someone likes it rough

some people get plesure out of pain

70- Win lol

um wow that's odd? how? I'm afraid to find out

hehe 70 funny

hahahaha, that commercial makes me laugh ! XD

seriously **** man that's hiiiiiiilarious

wow that sucks

lmao 64 tht wuz the first funny comment I've seen all day

so, 53, about mental pictures... Oprah Winfrey+Rosie O'Donnel+A donkey. Enjoy.

YDI for having to tell your doctor and parents that you dislocated your shoulder while masturbating. Maybe if you keep trying, you'll grow a strange immunity to dislocated shoulders.

..You know skoral. One of these days..I will find you. And when I do...I will back-hand you. ...Might be once, or twice...or maybe even 75 times. But who the hell knows? I'm unpredictable جً_ج

haha gives new meaning to beating your meat! smooth moves slick!

Your penis is not a shake weight!

when i ********** its like im having a seizure, dang videogames....

what's masterbating?

All you people are missing the real question. Did you finish after you dislocated it?

Someone got reaallllyy into it, huh?

OP, you must be doing something wrong.

that's hardcore. I need a lesson from you

108 am gonna kill you ,,, 110 am with ya buddy

now that's an original epic fail!!

u should know

123 What a win, why hasn't anyone answered this yet?

110 - What if I find you first?

skroal i just want to bitch slap you right now

poopie

wow I can't think of a comment for that

yo oh lala yo I bet this kid who posted this fml yo woiluld luv if yuh did daht to him yo being he obviously likes it rough yo!

hahaha !! how many times do you have to masterbaite to dislocate your shoulder? duuuuude, go find a hooker or somthing.. Or get a flesh light, I've heard of those :P

why don't you just lie?

156 - Ok.

wow fail

lmfao

Oh ho ho. I don't think that's possible skoral. >.>

awe 110 don't be mean

164, I don't think he has enough money for a hooker or a flesh light. If that is the case he probably just needed an excuse to get one, or an excuse to have his family always wonder how he did it

136, nice reference

lmao. awkward. favorited(:

Teehee, it's because it isn't spelled masterbating. Joke's on you.

14- unless you jack off with a softie or have a VERY floppy dick, then you always move your arm+shoulder. how the hell do you do it?? :S

i really think it's a girl

skoal I hope u get but raped and publish it on fml. just so we can all say ydi for being such a hypocrite

wow. ive seen 94 quadrillion nude girl pics on the internet and im still not blind. nor do i have carpal tunnel or other repetitve stress injuries.

umm thanks for the info dude...?

wait boy or girl if boy then u fail at mb'ing but if girl then that's actually kinda hot not gonna lie lol :P

that's a win right?

dude really....? hit the gym and I suggest you start with the 5 lb dumbells...... or less.....

hahahaha

Op, drama could've been avoided with an "I fell". If this option wasn't obvious, get your head checked.

must be one buff mother fuckker!!

lol how the hell did he mange to do that!?

Who said it was a he?

Agreed. Learn to think on your feet, Op.

Hmm, no littlefoot, I wouldn't know anything about it. What about you? :]

You're such a liar, lunchbox. :]

you trying to scratch your neck,raliegh?

I think he's more like trying to show dhe dope ass tattoo on his forearm.

that'd be ok if the ****** was worth it ;P

It isnt..

i agree with 36

Every day for 6 years??...... don't you think that's a bit too much?

every day for six ****** years? holy shit man, maybe u should get a woman..take your own advice.

every day for six whole years??? Just to clear that up.