Aliens aren't a laughing matter! I mean have you seen the movie independence day?!

I wouldn't call him an idiot, he was driving his point home. I'm like that when my girlfriend drives home late at night, its about knowing she made it home safe. Though I'm not as weird as this guy about it..

It's nice that he cares about OP so much. Even if he's crazy

So people think it is ok to play with feelings? That guy apparently did not like this girl enough to stay with her even though he was with her which I don't understand.

Don't text him. Simple as that.

This made me laugh, only because it sounds like something I would say. I can see where he would care about you making it home safely, but then again, being sarcastic about his reason why he thought you wouldn't be? But what do I know, my last girlfriend practically ruined my life and haven't had one for around 4 years.prolly never will again. Smooth move. Lol seems that girls never like subtle sarcasm.

14- And then 'this sounds like something I would say,' I just stop reading.

I don't think you read the next sentence of the FML.

I think he's both sensible and not. He is aware of the threat of extraterrestrial (no matter how small), but his biggest worry if abductions occur is who he'll date next

Agreed. It seems like their are a lot of FML's lately that end in "he/she was completely serious".

yah, if the dude was serious, I would check him in a nut house or at least stay far away as possible from the guy.

You find it cute that the boyfriend would 1. Believe that if OP did not text him, the only possible reason is that she was abducted by aliens 2. Dump OP so easily. I fail to see how this is "cute", to me it seems more "controlling" as she is being some-what forced into doing what it says (regardless of what it was that he said).

*Ba-dum-tiss*