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Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

By TaffyMichele - / Thursday 13 September 2012 23:38 / United States - La Verne
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By  kimmi41509  |  10

What an idiot.

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  Drigr  |  8

I wouldn't call him an idiot, he was driving his point home. I'm like that when my girlfriend drives home late at night, its about knowing she made it home safe. Though I'm not as weird as this guy about it..

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  MDTeddy  |  13

So people think it is ok to play with feelings? That guy apparently did not like this girl enough to stay with her even though he was with her which I don't understand.

By  NaebIsak  |  3

Wow!

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  mystashisgone  |  6

This made me laugh, only because it sounds like something I would say. I can see where he would care about you making it home safely, but then again, being sarcastic about his reason why he thought you wouldn't be? But what do I know, my last girlfriend practically ruined my life and haven't had one for around 4 years.prolly never will again. Smooth move. Lol seems that girls never like subtle sarcasm.

By  Oddire  |  12

Well then, I suggest you call him if you want to remain his girlfriend. It's up to you.

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I think he's both sensible and not. He is aware of the threat of extraterrestrial (no matter how small), but his biggest worry if abductions occur is who he'll date next

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  UberNova  |  18

You find it cute that the boyfriend would 1. Believe that if OP did not text him, the only possible reason is that she was abducted by aliens 2. Dump OP so easily. I fail to see how this is "cute", to me it seems more "controlling" as she is being some-what forced into doing what it says (regardless of what it was that he said).

By  abceasyas123abc  |  12

This is hilarious! My high school boyfriend always used to ask me to send him the obligatory text letting him know when I got home, and I always forgot. If he'd thought up the witty explanation it would have kept me on my toes. Your boy's a keeper!

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