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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML

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By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

acne.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

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fizzywizzy22 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:17

hahaah

FmlFtwAndISFU 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:24

Dude hes a flipping 5 year old, wat does he know??

xDarknessInZero 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:55

LOL awww. that's funny though, "I wanna eat your face" :3

Solidus_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:41

Awesome, man! Well, least you don't have a mushroom head or something.

MissyWissyKach 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:03

i guess u looked like a pimploni pizza :D

tristan344 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:13

Does your best friend, by any chance, have really big ears?

DrConstantine 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:59

Kids are pretty honest and quite truthful. Invest in soap. You deserved it.

unlucky_angel15 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:37

Pepperoni pizza? Or just cheese? Sorry to hear that, anyways =S

trapiadora 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:33

Thats a good one #110

PokeyStix 3

Monday 1 June 2009 19:39

You just got burned by a 5 year old.

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