Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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Comments (162)
Icy_fml 0
prolly thought it was you.
moshroom 0
maybe she just wanted to take things veeery slow with him. but then it backfired and the guy couldn't stand it anymore ):
jsrjonah 0
see what happens when you dont put out for 2 months? unless you are 14 you are a moron, you gonna buy a car without driving it, ****'em first, date them later... simple as that
jsrjonah 0
see what religion does, ***** things up for everyone...well at least you still have jesus right? hahahaha
virshu 0
I love how all the girls say dump him: "oh my god you made out with some **** in front of me, I'm breaking up with u" "you're not my girlfriend. we've known each other two months and I haven't even tried to kiss u. I just hang out with u because u have money/hot friends/sister/wii/xbox/flatscreen tv/Directv NFL Package."
LifeFucksUsAll 0
Fail. Seriously.
bmoney2011 0
Yeah except a kiss doesnt bind you to someone for years. And if you kiss people relativvely quick in a relationship doesn't mean everything will happen fast. I was kissing with my boyfriend before we were even really dating ad now we've been together 5 months and haven't done much else. Kisses shouldn't be like..you have to wait this long or else
conscience13 4
I'm sorry, but you've been with this guy for 2 months and that was your first kiss? Ouch man.
itspimpz 0
52 made me lawlz . I think he probably considers you a best friend. i mean cmon no guy in his right mind no matter how good he is would wait 2 months, even after the first few hours of my girl not giving me a kiss I had to pull sum slick shitt and kiss her playfully
hawkloverr 0
you sound like a moron
onceuponapenis 0
hey I would be willing to be the guy you get even with... ;)
onceuponapenis 0
does that make me sound creepy? ^ eh I don't care...