Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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_sourpatchkid 0
better that this happened than you try to kiss him at midnight only to find that he's not actually your boyfriend. seriously, he's obviously not a slow mover if he was making out with a stranger within a second of having met her, so the only logical conclusion is that he's just your friend.
_sourpatchkid 0
and to people who have said that kissing is something special and that it's not special if you kiss a lot of people/do it all the time/do it within an hour of meeting someone - i assume you don't have much experience, since it's not the kiss that is special, but the fact of kissing someone you like/care for. A thousand kisses with strangers doesn't take away from the weak-knees you get from kissing the 1001th person you're crazy over.
shalizzz 0
dude, it's like you read my mind! you are 100% right
asiancreampuff 0
So he's.. not your boyfriend.
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Not if they haven't even kissed, no. Even the mormon girl I know, who is mega conservative, kissed a boyfriend before -two ******* months- have passed.
rubyygloom 0
Kissing isn't the definition of having a boyfriend. That is ridiculous.
ImOnlySleeping_G 0
Haha, you should've kissed some random person too, but you know that looks your age not some 40 yr old. :P
HottAznChick 0
he's hella not worth it. u can kiss ur guy wenever u want n ready to :)
Rylou_fml 0
I don't think you guys are actually dating if you haven't even kissed after that long... Man, I had sex with my boyfriend after two weeks.
corme_fml 0
You're a keeper. Hahaha.
lacho95 4
hahaha i had sex with my girlfriend after 2 days but i love her :)
CassZo 0
Seriously, 2 months with out a single kiss? Are you sure you were not delustional and thought he was your boy friend? Honestly, I don't think he knew about you guys relationship. cause me and my boyfriend kissed before he asked me out.
dangletsbang21 0
whadda sleaze. go find someone better, nobodys worth that! :)
Mrs_Depp0509 0
2 months? First kiss? *giggle*
Hannie_Bird 0
Once again, I meant that it was the first kiss of the new year!!!!!
_sourpatchkid 0
i call BS - the post clearly states that the OP (ory ou?) was "hoping for our night of the first kiss" - it is beyond me how that can even suggest that the post referred to the first kiss of the new year
halapahala 0
"Well, I'm the one that posted this, and he was my first boyfriend. We both decided that we would wait a month or two to have our first kiss because both of our families are religious. Oh, and I'm 17 BTW....not 7 or 10." BS x2! You just said there that you both decided to wait.. so it wasn't the first of the new year.