Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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mangopeel12 0
geez people stop making her feel like a loser just cuz they've been going out for two months and havent kissed. personally i waited about two months before me and my bf kissed because we wanted to take it slow and we're still happy together. i would just say that this dude is an ass who just isn't right for her. luckily for you new year means new start. find yourself a better man!
katybean12 0
i agree
hilhal 0
these ppl are ridiculous. I think it's good that you waited atleast that long to kiss. kissing within the first hour is trampy. if you go around kissing all the time it's no longer special.
corme_fml 0
Kissing a random guy or blind date after an hour may be a little trampy. Kissing your boyfriend after an hour is logical and romantic. Seal the relationship with a kiss. Not kissing your boyfriend (or not talking about waiting, or letting him know your anticipation and expectations) after 1488 hours is sad and honestly a little rude.
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
I -hope- you meant first kiss of 2010 but I doubt it 'cause you could've said that. So honestly, YDI for waiting two ******* months for something as small as a kiss.
uallsuckatlife16 0
Obviously you are not dating because you would've kissed a long ******* time ago
amandawins 0
But he could have kissed her. Why is the onus on her?
corme_fml 0
He's not the one complaining about not getting kissed on new years eve. She is. If she wanted a first kiss on new years eve she should have made it happen.
jk1006 0
the "boyfriend" in question probably doesn't know that the two are dating (because they probably aren't)
September_sky 0
You dated him for two MONTHS and you hadn't kissed him yet? Geez, no wonder he made out with that other girl. He just wanted to get some.
kusiobache 0
Wow some of you guys are serious idiots/assholes. Just because you guys think a kiss is nothing doesn't mean it means nothing to someone else. Maybe a person and their bf/gf value kisses alot and don't want to kiss eachother until they are sure they relationship isn't just going to crumble. And for all the people saying that a kiss means nothing, then why does it matter if they kiss or not. And to everyone that said that if they haven't kissed already they probably aren't dating, so if I walk down the street and kiss 5 people am I dating all of them? I don't think so. Geez, people can do things their own way, and there is more to a relationship than the physical part. This is probably why there are so many divorces. That being said, I don't think he saw the OP as his girlfriend either. I think the OP was getting ahead of herself. I mean, I do feel bad for her but I think she brought it on herself.
deathsled 0
When you say boyfriend you really mean the guy you've been hanging out with that doesn't want to be anything more than friends? lol
letitbe56 0
Are you sure he was your boyfriend and not just your friend? He doesn't sound like the type to wait for two months if he wants to kiss someone.