By annie_nk - United States - Tooele
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
annie_nk tells us more :
This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.
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  Shrike  |  22

35- Yeah, because as we all know, the government paying to keep people locked up keeps the economy moving so much more than letting the person stay free and work an actual job. Your tin-foil hat needs a little adjustment.

  rockstar362  |  8

48- LOL maybe I should stop commenting on fmls because I don't think anyone understands my humor. I'm sarcastically portraying a hippie as done in many famous tv shows such as that's 70 show

  Posthuman  |  26

-91 this is the INTERNET. "Humor" doesn't exist here. Take your "jokes" and your "sarcasm" and begone with you! *rides off like a cowboy*


Sometimes that doesn't work, though, because then many people think the person being sarcastic is actually that stupid. It's like we have to put *sarcasm* at the beginning of the statement each time but that just kills the fun.

  SoSickWithIt  |  14

Ok fine, T + 2r - V = BJ
Because she lost the value for not swallowing, which is why the blowjob lost about $60 worth of value, which is the typical amount you spend on a new video game.

  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Well then you'd have to factor everything in, since a video game would likely cost more than T + 2r, we can assume that either the blowjob or the waffles are negative. Either Op uses too much teeth or is a horrible cook; hopefully the latter.

Guess I was too slow. :P

By  abu4u  |  26

Sounds like a selfish wife who only give blowjobs on special occasions. Not cool!!!

  neeni88  |  23

Why are you attacking her when regardless, she did way more for him than he did for her! I mean, come on, Ramen noodles and toilet paper as a gift??!!