Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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Comments (162)
McJonas_Bizarre 0
u should've punched him in the facee! jackass :s
teamedwardftw 0
D: that sucks
Cassandrarox 0
If I were you,I would've done something to make him wish that he wasn't even born.
Tripout 0
NEW YEAR = NEW BOYFRIEND = MORE FUN >;D
shalizzz 0
Why am I under the impression that he isn't really your boyfriend? You sound more like one of those girls who insist on stalking the guy friend they have a crush on while hoping that he'll somehow fall in love with them. Generally, during the first few months of a relationship people can barely keep their hands off their boyfriend/girlfriend. Also, most of them don't make out with others during that time period.
bmoney2011 0
This !
hawkloverr 0
my first, middle school boyfriend and i didn't kiss until like two or three months into our relationship and THEN we couldn't keep our hands off each other (although we never went "all the way"...) also, the guy who i had my first kiss with the year before who wasnt my bf but who i had a major crush on and who had been talking to me on the phone every day for weeks prior, made out with and started going out with a different girl the next day. my point: if this girl is between the ages of 10 and 15, this story isn't weird. middle schoolers are shy in their relationships, and middle school aged guys are horny assholes (actually, that doesn't change much when they get older, but they get a little better at hiding it). if this girl is older, then i'm sorry but YDI...no one should be peer pressured into having sex before she is ready, but come on! not even a kiss? if you're not an awkward teeny bopper, you don't have an excuse..
Sugarlips_xo 0
hahaa yea not everyone goes around making out with every guy that likes them. lay off your "awkward teeny bopper" name calling.
stupid_names 0
Yea but she said boyfreind of 2 months, as an adult i would never consider someone my girlfriend if i had never kissed her but when your a teenager it is a differant story
lo1337a 1
Are you twelve? Two months of 'dating' & not even shared a single kiss does not a relationship make. Grow up.
BCrazzi 9
Actually I'm 12 and even I had my first kiss with my bf (not even my first kiss) on like, the second week we were dating.
pandalover69 26
don't brag about that, now please try not to end up on 16 and pregnant.
Ducati45 0
are you sure he's your boyfriend? In any case: sleep with his friends. That's usually the answer to most of these boyfriend fmls.
lacho95 4
umm - Lawl i dont think she'd be ready for sex if she hasnt even kissed after 2 months!!
WorkThatButt 2
I'd freaking throw fireworks on his face lawl
Infamia 0
Dump him. And don't go all freaky and stuff like that girl who TP'ed her ex-boyfriend's house. FYL and Happy New Year. :3
Morphs 0
YDI for calling some random dude that you've not even kissed your "boyfriend"...