Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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imajinethat 0
I agree with you. My boy and I didn't kiss until we were going out for almost a month, and we've been together for 3 years. We have an amazing sexual relationship, and both didn't mind we went slow at first.
wienerwagon 0
Are you sure he knows he's your boyfriend?
Danzergirl1 0
Zomg ppl. Me and MY bf didnt kiss till after 2 months! Relationships arent always kissing and other stuff. All of u need to grow up.
loto_fml 3
True... relationships are not all about being physical. But two months? What's the difference between having a boyfriend for two months and having a really good guy friend for two months if you're not kissing them?
amandawins 0
^ This makes me think you are twelve. Um, you can have opposite gender friends!
corme_fml 0
The point loto is trying to make is, (duh) you can have opposite gender friends... but what's the point in calling this guy your boyfriend if he shares the same "status" as her guy friends?
Starfire22 5
Time to start the new year with a new boyfriend!
lilubird 0
uh. my boyfriend kissed me on the first date. been together six years this past Christmas eve. sooooo...... ya..... YDI
Hannie_Bird 0
Well, I'm the one that posted this, and he was my first boyfriend. We both decided that we would wait a month or two to have our first kiss because both of our families are religious. Oh, and I'm 17 BTW....not 7 or 10.
WonderChef 0
Don't worry, you'll do much better.
hawkloverr 0
I'm pretty sure there is nothing in the bible against kissing. Not to be a disrespectful bitch, but perhaps you should leave ohio and see other parts of the world or country? It may give you some perspective on reality and how the bible is archaic and should not be followed so incredibly strictly.
iljajlm 4
She never said there was anything in the bible that said kissing is wrong. Perhaps she just wants to build a strong emotional connection before they start getting physical. I'm religious and I want to wait a while before I have a first kiss with someone and it has not a damn thing to do with anything the bible says even though religion plays a role in why I want to wait. For a lot of people, once the first kiss happens, sexual things quickly follow.
Margui_fml 1
17 and waiting moths for first kiss... Are you really telling the truth? Who cares if your family is religious? That's dumb.
rubyygloom 0
Don't let these people get you down. =] my boyfriend and i didn't have our first kiss until two or three months after we started going out, we were both a bit nervous. We started going out not long before we both turned seventeen. Eight months later and we're still together, hoping to spend our lives together. Just do whatever you feel comfortable with. =] I feel sorry for you about him kissing that other girl, he's not good enough for you, you should dump him as he obviously doesn't share your morals and ideals.
RefugeForChris 0
Don't be so religious-.-
pandalover69 26
Honestly the first kiss is not as big of a deal as people think it is. Some people even forget theirs, even if it was special at the time it's not something you look back on.
crashmo 0
My wife and I didn't even hold hands until we dated for 7 months. Dated for six years and have been married for two, and we're each others' best friends. Just saying, there's nothing wrong with taking it slow. From my experience there are less unfortunate surprises that way.
hatemylife6 0
awwe , im sorrry ! youur boyfriennd suucks , go gettta new one .
boopityboppity 11
I don't know why anybody would say YDI to this. A total FYL. @Hannie_Bird: Just curious (I think someone brought it up already), do/did you plan to wait until marriage to have sex? If so, your boyfriend could have decided he didn't want to, leading to the FML
corme_fml 0
YDI for not kissing him first? Or maybe letting him get away from her during the countdown :P
Quietcannon 0
Shit, that sucks. FYL Boyfriend was going to fly over here after spending Xmas with his family out of state, specifically so we could have a New Years Kiss. Then his flight got cancelled. Hahaha. **** New Years kisses.