By welted - 01/01/2010 05:21 - Canada

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Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 203
You deserved it 4 233

Same thing different taste

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For you to be engaged must mean that you are of a certain age, have you never come across strawberries before now?

Did you atleast put some whipped cream in her mouth?

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gr8nothingness 0

at least ur still alive to tell us!

For you to be engaged must mean that you are of a certain age, have you never come across strawberries before now?

I know! I'm guessing this fake or she from a dif country or something.

KayleeFrye 39

It is possible for food allergies to pop up later in life. My dad ate strawberries many times as a kid with no problems, but in his early twenties he started having an allergic reaction to them.

Did you atleast put some whipped cream in her mouth?

ohh man, that really sucks. hope the boys are alright