Embarrassing, Party and Work: A night to remember - FML

A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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cherrybollosm04 0

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

Stiggy626 25

Monday 21 August 2017 14:08

forreal, who doesn't know this. It's posted on all the bottles...

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

BlockOfRedStone 25

Wednesday 27 January 2016 21:27

Common sense? That's news to me.

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

LOL fail

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

YDI, because you should've known better.

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

woww SMART!

llSgtScopell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Well.....its a BBQ no one will ever forget!

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

pictures or it didnt happen

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Sunday 10 July 2011 22:19

nice

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:06

Way to read the directions on the medication...!

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:06

At least it resulted in a hilarious story and not hospitalization. Welcome to my favorites list.

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:07

I'd just be fuckin' pissed you ruined good cake.

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Monday 1 February 2010 15:34

lmfao

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