By Anonymous - United States - Imperial
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
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  Godsofdracos  |  15

Pretty sure he's getting down voted into oblivion because he's joking about dropping the soap, not blowing up a city or a ferry.

Stick to your usual material Joker, it just works for you :)


Everyone who regrets a comment seems to conveniently have an illiterate cousin that is always borrowing electronic devices and using their relative's accounts instead of their own.

Also, how did you know to come back here and check replies to your cousin's comments?

Yeah. Your cousin. Right.....