Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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Comments (162)
Ada360 0
aww thats sooo SAD! WHAT A DOUCHE BAG
RufusCade 7
two months and no kiss? no wonder he's kissing someone else...
Krabby_fml 0
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. lolwat
Margui_fml 1
How old are you? Two months and not a single, tiny peak?
Margui_fml 1
And to people that speaks about "It's ok to wait until you kiss, you must have your times", don't you think that she was anxious for having one?
FerrariCake 2
When you say you were excited when "the ball started to drop"... you were talking about the one in Times Square, right? Your post is a little ambiguous, considering the odd behavior of the guy you call your "boyfriend".
premiermois 5
it's ambiguous if you have the mind of a perverted 12 year old.
BrownSugar_fml 5
Two months and you hadn't kissed yet??? he must have been desperate for some action, damn this is sorta your fault
kmhello313 0
Threesome!
kmhello313 0
Me n my bf of one year kissed the first time we hung out, two months would have been torture! If he actually was your bf...
hedgehogs 0
Pssst -- this is not working out.