At least you can imagine what would happen if you did.

my imagination isnt great enough to see what my dad would do to me if i said that to him, and i have a pretty big imagination

The worst part is that there are almost 2200 people that YDId this. Why, people, why?

Well, you've been warned - even if you didn't do anything this time.

The perks of being a parent...must be nice for them...

We've all had that moment where a parent is like "if you ever did that".

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#20, are you sure? You'd be surprised.

I mean you wouldnt get slapped for someone in the movie saying it

Not the point he made.

that's one way to make sure your son doesn't talk to you like that. slap him upside the head and tell him not too, when it was a movie character.

He did it for fun

I'd rather endure that than the awkwardness of watching a sex scene in the movie with your dad right there. see? silver lining.

Yeah that's a very awkward 30 seconds...

... how do you make it last 30 sec... OH IT'S A MOVIE!

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He slapped him over the head to tell him to never say what the movie character said ... Pretty sure he would be able to tell if OP said it

He just wanted an excuse to slap your head

I believe the military term for this is "preemptive strike" it is a usually a sound tactic. Usually..

My mom does that.they take it personally