Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character... - FML

By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Wederoney 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

At least you can imagine what would happen if you did.

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

We've all had that moment where a parent is like "if you ever did that".

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Wederoney 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

At least you can imagine what would happen if you did.

football98_fml 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 6:57

my imagination isnt great enough to see what my dad would do to me if i said that to him, and i have a pretty big imagination

nurchok 15

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:37

The worst part is that there are almost 2200 people that YDId this. Why, people, why?

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

We've all had that moment where a parent is like "if you ever did that".

horne2 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:32

Yeah, but you never get slapped

michelleJ11 25

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:41

#20, are you sure? You'd be surprised.

horne2 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 3:30

I mean you wouldnt get slapped for someone in the movie saying it

webbface 25

Tuesday 13 August 2013 10:23

Not the point he made.

WiseGirl98 5

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:04

that's one way to make sure your son doesn't talk to you like that. slap him upside the head and tell him not too, when it was a movie character.

alexwow1 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:04

He did it for fun

lissa_jade 22

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:06

I'd rather endure that than the awkwardness of watching a sex scene in the movie with your dad right there. see? silver lining.

illegalbeagle69 23

Tuesday 13 August 2013 2:51

Yeah that's a very awkward 30 seconds...

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:25

... how do you make it last 30 sec... OH IT'S A MOVIE!

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:09

He didn't realize it was a movie?

MissWhitneyB 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:33

He slapped him over the head to tell him to never say what the movie character said ... Pretty sure he would be able to tell if OP said it

cuppycakeslove 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:12

He just wanted an excuse to slap your head

UnluckyGenius 21

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:19

I believe the military term for this is "preemptive strike" it is a usually a sound tactic. Usually..

pikachulove14 14

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:19

My mom does that.they take it personally

LithFlavored 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:23

Sorry op but this one made me laugh

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