FML : Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said,...

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Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By idonteven / Monday 12 August 2013 20:04 / United States - Los Angeles

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By Wederoney | 16

#5624889 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

At least you can imagine what would happen if you did.

By Kiki242 | 19

#5624893 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

We've all had that moment where a parent is like "if you ever did that".

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By Wederoney | 16

#5624889 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

At least you can imagine what would happen if you did.

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football98_fml | 20

#5625284 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 6:57

my imagination isnt great enough to see what my dad would do to me if i said that to him, and i have a pretty big imagination

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nurchok | 15

#5625935 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:37

The worst part is that there are almost 2200 people that YDId this. Why, people, why?

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5624890 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

Well, you've been warned - even if you didn't do anything this time.

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gzmn91 | 6

#5625083 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 2:40

The perks of being a parent...must be nice for them...

By Kiki242 | 19

#5624893 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

We've all had that moment where a parent is like "if you ever did that".

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horne2 | 9

#5624956 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:32

Yeah, but you never get slapped

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michelleJ11 | 25

#5624967 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:41

#20, are you sure? You'd be surprised.

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horne2 | 9

#5625125 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 3:30

I mean you wouldnt get slapped for someone in the movie saying it

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webbface | 25

#5625505 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 10:23

Not the point he made.

By WiseGirl98 | 5

#5624894 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:04

that's one way to make sure your son doesn't talk to you like that. slap him upside the head and tell him not too, when it was a movie character.

By alexwow1 | 13

#5624896 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:04

He did it for fun

By lissa_jade | 22

#5624901 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:06

I'd rather endure that than the awkwardness of watching a sex scene in the movie with your dad right there.
see? silver lining.

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illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5625092 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 2:51

Yeah that's a very awkward 30 seconds...

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Zebediabolical | 36

#5625320 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:25

... how do you make it last 30 sec... OH IT'S A MOVIE!

By phoneYuNOlisten | 16

#5624905 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:09

He didn't realize it was a movie?

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MissWhitneyB | 17

#5624959 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:33

He slapped him over the head to tell him to never say what the movie character said ... Pretty sure he would be able to tell if OP said it

By cuppycakeslove | 20

#5624913 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:12

He just wanted an excuse to slap your head

By UnluckyGenius | 21

#5624923 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:19

I believe the military term for this is "preemptive strike" it is a usually a sound tactic.
Usually..

By pikachulove14 | 14

#5624924 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:19

My mom does that.they take it personally

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