By Igor - 19/12/2012 05:16 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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emeraldisle 30
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It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.

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olpally 32

Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)

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emeraldisle 30
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It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.

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cloud175 6
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Maybe he just finds Igor very, very attractive.

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ConBroChilll 9
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13- I really doubt anyone thinks something that fugly is attarctive.

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cloud175 6
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You're judgmental. Well, I'm sure Igor doesn't care about your opinion. He's sexy and he knows it.

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Welshite 39
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Walk this way...this way!

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Mikeskinner 7

I LOVE YOU

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lilhellian 26
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*Sigh* *places you on the guillitine and pulls lever* That is what private messeges are for!

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baadjujulady 5
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hells ya lol :)

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TorturedXeno 27

Are you the apprentice of Erik the Flutemaker?

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mariah_1_11 22

Call it a hunch! Bu bun chi

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olpally 32

Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)

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lostcrazydiamond 10
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Isn't that a bit backwards? If you're Igor, why is he calling you master? I'd take advantage of this situation. See how much he is willing to do for his "master."

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lilhellian 26
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That is evil, but very awesome! :D

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Michael87Jackson_fml 10
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He was imitating her.

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THobsession4 18
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That does suck, but he could be trying to be funny to make you less upset about it.

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ICastillo 24
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Come on OP have a sense of humor. That is funny.

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jtthegr8 26
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It may seem mean but at least he isn't ignoring you or hitting you or something brutAl

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CrookedCook 14
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why would he hit her anyway?

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howdeedoo 22
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I think 8 is trying to say that it would be much worse if OP's fiancé was abusive. Instead, he has a sense of humor

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siickman 7

33, its like sunburns. People will take advantage and hit you because they find it funny that you are in pain. So at least the husband isnt hurting her weak areas and having a sense of humor about the whole thing.

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lilhellian 26
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Aww it's kind of cute! It's funny.. :)

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LNK112 5
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At least he's comfortable enough to joke around with you like that!

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subwaysurfers 13
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They're planning on getting married. Why wouldn't they be comfortable around eachother?

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LNK112 5
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Getting tired of ur bullshit subwaysurfers

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subwaysurfers 13
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Haha, I don't recall annoying you before.

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saidoh_fml 26
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The fiancé may just want to lighten the mood a bit. As long as you're getting the help you need while you heal, don't sweat it Op. get well soon.

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