By Igor - United States - Lansdale
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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  TorturedXeno  |  27

Are you the apprentice of Erik the Flutemaker?

  siickman  |  7

33, its like sunburns. People will take advantage and hit you because they find it funny that you are in pain. So at least the husband isnt hurting her weak areas and having a sense of humor about the whole thing.