Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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dammn 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?
amirn86 0
How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1
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Comments (258)
bakersdozen 0
wow.... i'm pretty sure people move and breathe and such.... how did you not know?
spitball1074 2
Dude don't worry man there are so many times when you can't realize someone's a mannequin or statue or not because they're just standing still. Like one time my brother was at this asian mall and he saw a monk that was sitting ad meditating, and he shoved the monk's head, thinking it was a statue. The monk fell down, got back up, and gave him a dirty look. LOL
ocho117 0
hahahahaha thats hilarious
k1o2a3l4a5 0
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ShadowMystika 0
FYL for being stupid as ****. Mustve been one freaky looking chick or you need to see the eye doctor. If you really care about your girlfriend, advise her to dump you since someone could probably get dumber just from being around you.
DangerousBabee 0
#17 FTW! :D
mozzes123 0
FAke
Rekabeck 7
How in the hell could you not tell it was a real person? :'D
sunkistsidneyx3 0
GO GET GLASSES !!
jagaugga 0
HA-HA .