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where is the fml part of this?? normally when there is a bad fml i dont say anything but... this was too bad. a guy was standing still, you poked him, he screamed like a girl, end of story. nothing bad happened to you, how does this make your life suck?
21 its a 99% chance that OP poke him in the G spot in his... well I rather not say.
because everyone pokes mannequins
T-T-T-TERROR MAKER!!!
62, just stfu with your nerd rage.
83 - I like your profile pic
*poke*
are you sure he's a he, not a she?
This belongs on MLIA
That store must have some lifelike looking mannequins in it. All the stores I go to, the mannequins are white as paper and bald.
or missing body parts...
What, being pale and bald is bad?
I was at this mall in northern ireland once where they had real people standing motionless in the windows pretending to mannequins.
Not of you're Voldemort!
So true, when someone pokes me they get 'stabbed'.
so is this Facebook poking?
how could OP mistake a person with a white plastic fake-ass person.
Don't poke mannequins, they might scream at you...
So you would normally feel the need to poke random manakins...
pokefedish???
If you were so sure he was a mannequin why did you poke him?
What sort of mannequins look like humans...
so you often mix plastic with skin?
You wanted to see if the mannequin was anatomically correct. So, OP stuck her finger up some guy's ass.
Who said OP is a girl? Guys shop for clothes too.
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*facepalm*
So you would normally feel the need to poke random manakins...