I thought you can only poke on Facebook.

where exactly did you poke him...

lmfao

where is the fml part of this?? normally when there is a bad fml i dont say anything but... this was too bad. a guy was standing still, you poked him, he screamed like a girl, end of story. nothing bad happened to you, how does this make your life suck?

21 its a 99% chance that OP poke him in the G spot in his... well I rather not say.

because everyone pokes mannequins

^ because everyone screams like a girl when theyre poked

T-T-T-TERROR MAKER!!!

62, just stfu with your nerd rage.

83 - I like your profile pic

just curiosity at its finest

*poke*

That was gonna be my question as well. ;-)

are you sure he's a he, not a she?

or missing body parts...

What, being pale and bald is bad?

And they're all nippin'.

I was at this mall in northern ireland once where they had real people standing motionless in the windows pretending to mannequins.

Not of you're Voldemort!

You just described my grandfather.

So true, when someone pokes me they get 'stabbed'.

so is this Facebook poking?

13- With a very 'long', 'sharp' 'knife'. am I right?

how could OP mistake a person with a white plastic fake-ass person.

ok mr. Herbert. but just one

Mmmmmhmmmm. Can my nose have one too?

that's what I was thinking haha

pokefedish???

The mannequins that have two arms, two hands, two legs, two feet, a head, etc? The Neiman Marcus I frequent has some really realistic mannequins.

so you often mix plastic with skin?

From after (and sometimes) they look semi realistic. They have realistic looking hair, skintone, eyes, makeup, etc. I would think if you're up close you could differentiate the differences. Maybe the OP is nearly blind.

Who said OP is a girl? Guys shop for clothes too.