By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States
It's in the can!Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!100%
Consolation prizeYour FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.100%
50 favoritesLove knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!100%
The thumb strikes backYou have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.0%
The return of the thumbYou have thumbed 5000 comments.0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninjaYou have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.6%
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One more and it's business timeYou've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.0%
Mason_Jayson tells us more.
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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