FML : Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Monday 13 September 2010 01:38 / France

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By Mclovin_95 | 0

#1396704 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:03

haha what a little bitch xD

By 3ddie_the_head | 0

#1396708 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:04

Smart ass kid.

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By Mclovin_95 | 0

#1396704 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:03

haha what a little bitch xD

hebes331 | 0

#1396861 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:16

haha. awesome.

deliciouscake | 3

#1396935 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:22

IF YOU DONT LIKE DOGS ON ACID, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A DOG ON ACID.

nirvanafan980 | 0

#1396949 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:22

ur daughter is awesome.

iamelrebel | 0

#1397016 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:27

you look like Yeardly Smith

Tasanasanta | 0

#1397024 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:28

Awesome name #1 You kid is a badass OP. But as much of a badass she might be.... she's 3 an you're an adult... so did you bring it?

tooGee24 | 0

#1397030 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:29

hahah how fuck'n cute is that=]. she told u alright

EricErection69 | 0

#1397076 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:34

I like your daughter

PincheEdgarr | 0

#1397250 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:58

hahaha you called her daughter a bitch xP

KaarmaaBiitchzz | 0

#1397255 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:58

awwww cutie!!! :)

Elicy1984 | 0

#1397325 - Monday 13 September 2010 10:08

I can't see the FML-situation here? 3year olds are testing all limits, so yes.. if she wants to find out the hard way if you meant it or not, let her.. or him, the child that is..

Elicy1984 | 0

#1397348 - Monday 13 September 2010 10:13

ah it said daughter, nevermind then :)

madarchod | 0

#1397557 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:16

that girl is gng to be a bitch pretty soon

UtterCatastrophe | 4

#1397614 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:41

Kids just say the craziest things. haha my friends son walked into the game room at walmart, turned and looked at him, with his hand open, and said "gimme money dad" :)

andruha1123 | 5

#1397745 - Monday 13 September 2010 12:20

I hope you brought it

KingDingALing | 9

#1397751 - Monday 13 September 2010 12:22

Oh my god XD Favorited! Hahahahaahha

rallets | 22

#1397919 - Monday 13 September 2010 12:56

shouldve said "oh its already been brung" and slap the shit out of her self-righteous ass. let the wrath of 1000 angry gods rain fury on her without mercy. NO SURVIVORS.

black_knight402 | 0

#1397990 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:14

do your worst

Carbonite | 0

#1398043 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:30

haha nice one, hope my daughter won't say that :p

Carbonite | 0

#1398046 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:30

haha nice one, hope my daughter won't say that :p

xlostwithoutu | 0

#1398057 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:37

Hahahaha xD

beingloved | 0

#1398099 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:44

Show her what you've got, OP. If nothing, bring Daddy into the situation.

catsareahmazing | 0

#1398117 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:48

Is she a virgin?

hannah1203 | 2

#1398123 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:48

Imagine what she'll say to you ten years from now.. hehe :)

Amber_the_Great | 0

#1398132 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:50

what would daniel tosh say right now.....

Sonfang | 19

#1398199 - Monday 13 September 2010 02:07

That's when you don't wait for them to mess up you take action immediately and spank her, then time out...OP I didn't always like my parents but I grew up with respect for them knowing when I mess up there's punishments for it...good luck OP

MagneticGuitar | 0

#1398400 - Monday 13 September 2010 03:13

You must have been watching some film with her, where she got it from.

rebbee | 0

#1398690 - Monday 13 September 2010 04:26

WTF @ #175!!!!

zerobahamut03 | 2

#1398994 - Monday 13 September 2010 05:32

did you bring it at least? lol seriously though, you better take care of her attitude now while she is young. she's gonna be even worse as she gets older.

hempat | 2

#1399072 - Monday 13 September 2010 06:02

^ epic

npswimmer | 0

#1400600 - Monday 13 September 2010 10:13

lmfao! smart ass little girl

cookiemobzta | 0

#1400795 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:31

kinki

solinv | 0

#1401105 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:43

Amazing.

sarcasticbitch | 7

#1401167 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:56

u should slap her and than say bitch you better recognise.

elementgirl | 3

#1402174 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 05:06

Hahahaha, I agree with #240. It's Definetly an epic fail.

OopsieDaisies | 0

#1402561 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 06:44

Kids these days. You'd be better off punishing her by taking away the tv and forcing her to play ouside for an hour each day.

Bloodbathandbeyo | 0

#1408995 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 04:18

184 that's not respect, it's fear

rkcraig53 | 0

#1411965 - Thursday 16 September 2010 06:10

beat her!

BECK_OR | 0

#1415600 - Thursday 16 September 2010 11:56

well the cheek, ud wanta redden her b4 it's to hard ta handle

sne7688 | 0

#1415654 - Friday 17 September 2010 12:25

omg, that's true. haha.... yah! now I'm no longer of being a mother in the future. I tell u, it's not only my nieces and nephews that have "lip". Even my dog has attitude. Lol

Anomomous | 15

#1475738 - Thursday 30 September 2010 07:55

not just spank, beat. 1) warn 2) spank 3) beat the pulp out of 4) have an ambulance on standby for massive injusies and severe cuncussion.

Anomomous | 15

#1475741 - Thursday 30 September 2010 07:57

same thing. if they fear, they respect.

LoosechangeX | 0

#1491918 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:17

OP do not bother with anything anyone said that replied to one if they were not commenting on one. Everyone above this comment just craves attention so really they have problems and do not matter. "Everybody knows the only people who need crave attention as much as first comment replyers is 16 year old girls and Harley Riders."

macsterfun | 2

#2265640 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 05:37

i so loled at this. Op u got pwned by a three year old!!

baden18830 | 5

#2271874 - Thursday 31 March 2011 10:25

something unpredictably ignorant that his following of nearly illiterate fans would just love

tatababe | 0

#2893847 - Friday 15 July 2011 03:23

guys she's a little girl grow up and stop calling her a bitch so shes got guts

sniper4613 | 13

#5720394 - Friday 18 October 2013 03:25

Op should have choke slammed her

By 3ddie_the_head | 0

#1396708 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:04

Smart ass kid.

roketkween | 0

#1396897 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:19

Eddie<3

aardvarkish | 15

#1397952 - Monday 13 September 2010 01:03

Old Eddie was better.

SAMHAlN | 0

#1400935 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:13

I concur with 158 I don't like space eddie but iron maiden is beast

schnitzel5 | 0

#1401479 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 01:59

ftw

xxBrokenHeartxx | 0

#1402662 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 07:16

haha love it<3 little kids say the cutest things but idk kinda smart ass

bean_dip21 | 0

#1402805 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 08:04

Wow, this kid has potential. I'll buy it off you for 50 gold pieces.

acidburnz1107 | 10

#3697061 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 01:35

50 gold pieces that's a lot of money these days LOL or was yrs BK when gold was 900 bucks an oz

By Danizzle024 | 0

#1396710 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:04

First.And but her on her place!

PYLrulz | 17

#1396729 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:05

first to fail

UrbanAdaption | 0

#1396741 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:06

Fail, man u just dgafed on "put" to be first huh?

Danizzle024 | 0

#1396758 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:07

I typed it on my phone :/

Mclovin_95 | 0

#1396774 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:08

u werent first i was:)hahahah and i think u meant put..lol

apriljoyo | 0

#1396839 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:14

fail

quite_bored | 9

#1400420 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:01

I'm also pretty sure it's put her in her place, not on.

Pmm368 | 5

#1400688 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:00

Fail much? lol

derkaderk | 1

#1401037 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:27

haha not really 3 but good try

JoeyxCloud | 0

#1401898 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 03:34

Faaaaaiiiillllll!!!!

Slayerfan408 | 6

#1875253 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 11:56

I woulda beat her ass

xxreikoxx | 30

#6129485 - Friday 28 November 2014 05:05

Several of you fail at using proper grammar. Go back to school and learn proper English before you consider breeding, please.

By PYLrulz | 17

#1396714 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:04

DAMN!!!

penguins17 | 0

#1398507 - Monday 13 September 2010 03:43

damn indeed that 3 year old must be tough

By jeremiah889 | 0

#1396721 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:04

first page

dreamr13 | 0

#1399706 - Monday 13 September 2010 06:14

You should've looked that snivelly little brat in the eyes and said, "It's on." and proceeding to "bring it" like it's never been brought before. That's what real parents who aren't afraid to be parents do.

ilovefatcats | 12

#1401445 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 01:48

slap tha bitch! ( in the bum kid couse) :D

By Mirorbo | 26

#1396733 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:06

Kids are getting more and more gutsy as parents continue to lose authority and spine.

3ddie_the_head | 0

#1396768 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:08

Agreed.

pin_up_666 | 0

#1396785 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:10

couldn't have said it better myself

ZleveL | 0

#1396794 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:10

double agreed.

ZleveL | 0

#1396832 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:14

triple agreed

ZleveL | 0

#1396852 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:16

over agreed agreetacular! agreeing spree! agreetrocity

PYLrulz | 17

#1396864 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:17

so you assume op is gutless, and didn't bring it? also heard of kids say the darndest things? I'm sure some of you at a young age didn't say something smart

Mirorbo | 26

#1396870 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:17

Fuhohoho....I think you've made your point, Z. And PYLrulz, if OP had to make this an FML, I am going to actually assume they did nothing to adjust their little darling's attitude.

PYLrulz | 17

#1396914 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:20

maybe the fml is that they did indeed brought it, but a little too much

doink | 0

#1396974 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:24

Or maybe the FML is the fact that the OP has a toddler who talks smack?

FFML_314 | 11

#1397064 - Monday 13 September 2010 09:33

Why are you guys guessing what the FML is? We can all read. :P

Chrisskiies | 0

#1397318 - Monday 13 September 2010 10:07

Ari, not everyone can. Some people guess and are lucky. lol

Sparkey | 0

#1397727 - Monday 13 September 2010 12:16

A toddler talking smack is not an FML. Unless you don't dare to do anything about it.

Senseless_487 | 29

#1398247 - Monday 13 September 2010 02:23

I think you've hit the nail on the head when it comes to parenting nowadays, Sparkey. Not saying that about all parents, though, so don't hate!

MadamGeek | 0

#1417853 - Friday 17 September 2010 07:35

I really do hope some of the people commenting are joking, and realize the difference between a spanking and an actual 'beating'. There is a difference. It's part of a parents job to restrain themselves.To have a controlled temper. To learn WHEN and to learn when to stop. The reason people are so down on spanking is because parents, I admit, do take it way to far sometimes. Or the word 'abuse' is too quickly thrown into the mix. Time-outs are a perfectly acceptable form of punishment, but, a quick swat on the behind wont kill them either. A quick swat never filled me with killing rage or a feelings of violence or hatred. For being a 'spanked' child, I'm actually quite a nice and polite person and was considered an overachiever in school. My parents received many compliments on my attitude. I do not at ALL, see myself as an abuse victim. Half the time, I can't even remember all the spankings, let alone cry out 'abuse' over them. I've seen the no-spanking parenting method, and it worked great on one, and was useless on another. I've seen the spanking method - same results. Regardless of which method you use, most kids will grow-up and do whatever they want to do anyway. Really, we have no right to judge other parents parenting styles so harshly. When really, it's all just over a little swat on the behind. -Sorry for the LONG LONG LONG rant.-

xiaoxaio | 5

#3702569 - Thursday 8 December 2011 03:30

i agree and if you hit them, it's "child abuse" but as RayWilliamJohnson says it " if they deserve the ass whoopin it aint child abuse" i no so many kids at my school that need to be hit by thier parents.