Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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dammn 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?
amirn86 0
How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1
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Comments (258)
dcapp 0
how could you not tell a mannequin from a real person? this is such a fake story. nice try though.
KiyatsuFox 0
XDDD DON'T SMACK STATUES, IT'S CREEPY. D8 and they might be alive. I've pretended to pose with mannequins, though you could clearly distinguish me from them. I was shorter, lol.
bombthedisco 0
wtf, was it kim cattrall or something? mannequin was one of my FAVORITE movies as a kid.
Roach05 0
Freakin awesome lol so funny.. so what did they do smack u or liked it?
noelleeeeee 0
i don't think its as fake as it sounds, mannequins look pretty real esp when they are wearing clothes that normal people wear. i mean, if the mannequin is naked, then thats a different story. maybe the guy was just short and didn't see the girl's face. but whether its fake or not, does it really matter??! you guys are all out on it hahha! its like dayum, calm down!
dafadill 0
i cant tell the diff sumtimes but dear god ur pervertd! I hope u got slapped back and if i wer ur girlfrend i'd break up w/ u
Fox01v 0
wow you really aren't a smart person even in the smallest bit
pinacoladagurll 0
thats bad luck haha
ggen 0
#16, brilliant.
audiogasmic 0
HOW THE ****.... i just can't comprehend not realizing whether a person is plastic or flesh.... i have to say this is complete bullshit.