Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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dammn 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?
amirn86 0
How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1
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Comments (258)
tigergirl72 0
how blind are you not to notice that something is alive?
fuckmylife13_fml 0
today i was at macy's when some random guy slapped my ass thinking i was a mannequin. fml
Aquaslash 0
Well that must have been awkward. Chick must have looked some kind of phony! XD
idolmonkey 0
Haha, that's happened to me before... except I was a little kid, and I only shook the "mannequin's" hand. But for you sucker, you're screwed.
ryuuga_kun 0
no doubts you deserved it..but on second thoughts.....why the hell would som1 do THAT with a mannequin at the first place ?_???????????????????
melodicrevision 0
Total bullshit
somepolishgirl 0
i dont know about all these freaks but i'd laugh at u!! xD
crazycookies97 0
what was she really pale, wasn't breathing, AND had plastic surgery?
slapper23 0
FROM FML FAQ. "in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day." It does not say anywhere to make up stupid shit that is not even real... Is it not a little wierd how out of all the FML's and thousands of comments the original poster never comments to answer any questions or try back up storey.. Hmmm smells fishy
spockezri 0
How high were you? Or drunk... @116 - That's harsh. But seriously - mankind's best hope is for some "mannequin" revenge...or a Darwin Award...