By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

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Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
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dammn 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

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amirn86 0
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How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

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dammn 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

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mzmartinez92 0
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i sure damn hope so

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sarabellum93 0

how?

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VorpikeII 17
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damn that's an epic fail. Make sure it's actually a mannequin next time¡!¡!

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Inritus1618 1
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I wonder what the girlfriend's response was.

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plum_lovin 28

That chick must have had a nice bod to be mistaken for a mannequin...

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evan_7899 28

Yeah every man just loves that plasticy skin tone

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EdenCrystal 21
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How do you not notice that?

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pancakesrock 7
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And no FUCKING FACE!! xD

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amirn86 0
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How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

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kissMyAsss_fml 0

I know, it's really obvious. You just wanted to touch that girl's ass without getting in trouble with your girlfriend.

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soldierz 0

thatz what I'm saying who the hell doesn't realize it's not fake plastic

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TurdFagg 0
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Because he's lying. it's Fake!

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annabelle_fml 0

how did you not know that?

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bezach 0

#3 apperanty some people are white and stay stiff in one area

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

TWSS yu set ur self up

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lolmonster34 0

HEY! they're pretty convincing lol

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ohemguyton 0

how can you not tell a real person from a mannequin.

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fuzzzy12 3

usually the metal rod coming out of the crotch is a good telling sign

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ilovehimalways09 0

Wow. Smooth. I hope the girl slapped you. Hard.

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xkaokaox 0
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are you blind?

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rachelsantixo 1
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omg lol! how did that happen?

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haleylynn24 0
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somebody is smart *rolls eyes*

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Miru_fml 0
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LOOOOL Why would you even do those things to an actual mannequin anyway!? You're in public, be civilized! LOL

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aklm15 14
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Laugh out out out out loud?

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ejvlols 0

dumbass

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Piggilywiggily15 0

I love that picture. (above me)

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orphinz 3
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don't fink u the 1 to talk tat ass

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hockeyguy79 0

10- lovely pic

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s_arhan 0
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grade a butts?

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