Intimacy: Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped...

By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 20:00

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By notmydad. - 08/05/2010 10:07 - Philippines

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By imaginationdarling - 13/05/2014 23:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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dammn 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

amirn86 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:03

How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

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dammn 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

mzmartinez92 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:01

i sure damn hope so

meelmo 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 22:59

aahaha ;)

sarabellum93 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:43

how?

VorpikeII 17

Friday 18 February 2011 4:00

damn that's an epic fail. Make sure it's actually a mannequin next time¡!¡!

Inritus1618 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:03

I wonder what the girlfriend's response was.

plum_lovin 28

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:54

That chick must have had a nice bod to be mistaken for a mannequin...

evan_7899 28

Sunday 27 October 2013 19:06

Yeah every man just loves that plasticy skin tone

EdenCrystal 21

Monday 20 January 2014 21:26

How do you not notice that?

pancakesrock 7

Monday 16 June 2014 6:47

And no ******* FACE!! xD

amirn86 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:03

How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

kissMyAsss_fml 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:58

I know, it's really obvious. You just wanted to touch that girl's ass without getting in trouble with your girlfriend.

soldierz 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:44

thatz what I'm saying who the hell doesn't realize it's not fake plastic

TurdFagg 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:37

Because he's lying. it's Fake!

annabelle_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:03

how did you not know that?

bezach 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:51

#3 apperanty some people are white and stay stiff in one area

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Monday 31 May 2010 23:54

TWSS yu set ur self up

lolmonster34 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:20

HEY! they're pretty convincing lol

ohemguyton 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:04

how can you not tell a real person from a mannequin.

fuzzzy12 3

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:59

usually the metal rod coming out of the crotch is a good telling sign

ilovehimalways09 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:04

Wow. Smooth. I hope the girl slapped you. Hard.

xkaokaox 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:05

are you blind?

rachelsantixo 1

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:05

omg lol! how did that happen?

haleylynn24 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:33

somebody is smart *rolls eyes*

emorockerownage 9

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:06

stupid douche

Miru_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:07

LOOOOL Why would you even do those things to an actual mannequin anyway!? You're in public, be civilized! LOL

aklm15 14

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:07

Laugh out out out out loud?

ejvlols 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:07

dumbass

Piggilywiggily15 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:39

I love that picture. (above me)

orphinz 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:09

don't fink u the 1 to talk tat ass

hockeyguy79 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:13

10- lovely pic

s_arhan 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:57

grade a butts?

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