FML : Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled...

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Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Al - / Monday 22 June 2009 04:11 / United States

Kids

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By redbluegreen | 40

#329770 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:10

I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!"

That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

By nike1 | 0

#329766 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:09

What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

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By nike1 | 0

#329766 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:09

What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

sdawl | 0

#331189 - Monday 22 June 2009 22:23

yeah hope your ankle isn't broken. I would have punched the guy in the face and/or stabed him

nxkftw | 0

#332739 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:34

nasty lil brat and her asshole father.

nick0011 | 0

#332868 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:17

Lmfao when i read this at first i read "her father RAN ME OVER...." I was like WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

lmao then i re read it... still an asshole

truelyawesome | 0

#843925 - Thursday 11 February 2010 7:52

The little girl just made a mistake! attack the dad, assholes.

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1293724 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:22

I only said YDI so the number would be 1337 :(

blushy | 14

#3888665 - Sunday 15 January 2012 20:23

don't you just love kids :)

xzavyur | 8

#5341692 - Sunday 27 January 2013 2:41

#147 It's funny, because it's sarcastic.

iMuffinKat | 16

#6508243 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 6:56

That little girl's gonna grow up believing whatever she does is someone else's fault. Great parenting,

By redbluegreen | 40

#329770 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:10

I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!"

That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

ddrluna | 2

#329862 - Monday 22 June 2009 13:01

Yeah, seriously. These people need to be told where the fuck to go when they start lipping off for no reason.

redbluegreen | 40

#329906 - Monday 22 June 2009 13:26

Well, ignorant parents can't have all the fun with bad insults.

ravinderkaler | 0

#330214 - Monday 22 June 2009 16:09

Insulting him back IS the best course of action.

NoMercy_fml | 0

#330707 - Monday 22 June 2009 18:55

You could run and shove a stick in the kids spokes instead.

GloomySkyz | 0

#334788 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:43

Yes, Because he's going to run with a broken ankle...

Gunnybear | 0

#981586 - Monday 19 April 2010 1:51

reply, watch were you stick your dick next time, then you won't have to watch this little brat

Gunnybear | 0

#1604534 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:13

wait, what if the dad was talking to his daughter? 0.o

By Phallus_fml | 0

#329772 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

What did the word "douchebag" have to do with the incident? Kinda didn't fit in.

IsaacClarke | 0

#329843 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:46

What. Douchebag is a common insult.

By Rooney101 | 0

#329785 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:14

Another reason why i hate kids. They have no vision more than 2 metres in head of them. I managed never to crash into anyone when i was about 5. Kids are such morons these days.

Alexgoesfml | 3

#330038 - Monday 22 June 2009 14:46

One of the most ignorant comments I've seen in a while. They are kids, what do you expect? There are only a few kids that just manage to run into people, they are just the ones that are noticed since you won't notice the kids that won't run into you.

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6604475 - Friday 13 May 2016 2:35

Do you have some sort of personal trauma from also getting run into? Seriously though why are you so personally offended by children?

By heywood | 0

#329786 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:14

Dumb people can do two things in life: get drivers licenses, and have kids. It is a sick, sad and cruel world.

redbluegreen | 40

#329801 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:19

My mom always told me drivers licenses was fate's way of thinning the gene pool.

darkwar4ever | 0

#329890 - Monday 22 June 2009 13:19

ROFL. Hahaha, that's so true - except good, innocent people get hurt by arrogant assholes.

spoo | 23

#330322 - Monday 22 June 2009 16:29

you missed making prejudice comments standing in line for chew at walmart

treli1593 | 0

#330550 - Monday 22 June 2009 17:52

dont forget "become president"

lisafannypack | 0

#330783 - Monday 22 June 2009 19:24

LOL :D

By chazstah | 0

#329829 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:36

shoulda got up and snapped him in the face

dan81892 | 2

#331057 - Monday 22 June 2009 21:32

his ankle probably hurt a lot, he couldn't do much if it hurt enough for him to think it was broken.

By WhyMe1_2_3 | 0

#329830 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:36

Wow that sucks..... by no means is this your fault, but maybe be a little bit more observant... i'm pretty sure most people are able to move out the way or atleast say stop when a little girl on a bike rides by

aback | 4

#330029 - Monday 22 June 2009 14:42

That's why they used to put horns or bells on bikes so you could warn someone instead of just knocking them down.

By Needlestick | 0

#329838 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:43

Of course, he blames someone else because his "little angel" could -never- do anything bloody wrong...dumbass. >.<

I hope your ankle feels better soon!