Kids: Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere,...

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 354

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 508

You deserved it 7 898

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 967

You deserved it 40 499

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 968

You deserved it 128

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 303

You deserved it 9 558

By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 250

You deserved it 3 437

By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 537

You deserved it 3 025

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

Didn't see ya there!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 19:10 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 098

You deserved it 2 376

I would do anything for my kids

By Claus - 07/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 648

You deserved it 147

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 12:10

I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!" That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

nike1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:09

What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

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nike1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:09

What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

sdawl 0

Monday 22 June 2009 22:23

yeah hope your ankle isn't broken. I would have punched the guy in the face and/or stabed him

nxkftw 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:34

nasty lil brat and her asshole father.

nick0011 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:17

Lmfao when i read this at first i read "her father RAN ME OVER...." I was like WHAT AN ASSHOLE. lmao then i re read it... still an asshole

truelyawesome 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:52

The little girl just made a mistake! attack the dad, assholes.

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:22

I only said YDI so the number would be 1337 :(

blushy 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:23

don't you just love kids :)

xzavyur 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 2:41

#147 It's funny, because it's sarcastic.

iMuffinKat 16

Tuesday 12 January 2016 6:56

That little girl's gonna grow up believing whatever she does is someone else's fault. Great parenting,

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 12:10

I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!" That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

ddrluna 2

Monday 22 June 2009 13:01

Yeah, seriously. These people need to be told where the **** to go when they start lipping off for no reason.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 13:26

Well, ignorant parents can't have all the fun with bad insults.

ravinderkaler 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:09

Insulting him back IS the best course of action.

NoMercy_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:55

You could run and shove a stick in the kids spokes instead.

GloomySkyz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:43

Yes, Because he's going to run with a broken ankle...

Gunnybear 0

Monday 19 April 2010 1:51

reply, watch were you stick your dick next time, then you won't have to watch this little brat

Gunnybear 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:13

wait, what if the dad was talking to his daughter? 0.o

Phallus_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

What did the word "douchebag" have to do with the incident? Kinda didn't fit in.

IsaacClarke 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:46

What. Douchebag is a common insult.

Rooney101 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:14

Another reason why i hate kids. They have no vision more than 2 metres in head of them. I managed never to crash into anyone when i was about 5. Kids are such morons these days.

Alexgoesfml 3

Monday 22 June 2009 14:46

One of the most ignorant comments I've seen in a while. They are kids, what do you expect? There are only a few kids that just manage to run into people, they are just the ones that are noticed since you won't notice the kids that won't run into you.

heywood 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:14

Dumb people can do two things in life: get drivers licenses, and have kids. It is a sick, sad and cruel world.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 12:19

My mom always told me drivers licenses was fate's way of thinning the gene pool.

darkwar4ever 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:19

ROFL. Hahaha, that's so true - except good, innocent people get hurt by arrogant assholes.

spoo 24

Monday 22 June 2009 16:29

you missed making prejudice comments standing in line for chew at walmart

treli1593 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:52

dont forget "become president"

lisafannypack 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:24

LOL :D

chazstah 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:36

shoulda got up and snapped him in the face

dan81892 2

Monday 22 June 2009 21:32

his ankle probably hurt a lot, he couldn't do much if it hurt enough for him to think it was broken.

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:36

Wow that sucks..... by no means is this your fault, but maybe be a little bit more observant... i'm pretty sure most people are able to move out the way or atleast say stop when a little girl on a bike rides by

aback 4

Monday 22 June 2009 14:42

That's why they used to put horns or bells on bikes so you could warn someone instead of just knocking them down.

Needlestick 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:43

Of course, he blames someone else because his "little angel" could -never- do anything bloody wrong...dumbass. >.< I hope your ankle feels better soon!