By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
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redbluegreen 40
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I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!" That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

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nike1 0
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What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

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nike1 0
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What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

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sdawl 0

yeah hope your ankle isn't broken. I would have punched the guy in the face and/or stabed him

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nxkftw 0

nasty lil brat and her asshole father.

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nick0011 0
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Lmfao when i read this at first i read "her father RAN ME OVER...." I was like WHAT AN ASSHOLE. lmao then i re read it... still an asshole

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truelyawesome 0
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The little girl just made a mistake! attack the dad, assholes.

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CitizenSnipz 0
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I only said YDI so the number would be 1337 :(

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blushy 14
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don't you just love kids :)

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xzavyur 10
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#147 It's funny, because it's sarcastic.

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iMuffinKat 16
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That little girl's gonna grow up believing whatever she does is someone else's fault. Great parenting,

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redbluegreen 40
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I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!" That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

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ddrluna 2
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Yeah, seriously. These people need to be told where the fuck to go when they start lipping off for no reason.

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redbluegreen 40
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Well, ignorant parents can't have all the fun with bad insults.

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ravinderkaler 0
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Insulting him back IS the best course of action.

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NoMercy_fml 0
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You could run and shove a stick in the kids spokes instead.

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GloomySkyz 0

Yes, Because he's going to run with a broken ankle...

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Gunnybear 0
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reply, watch were you stick your dick next time, then you won't have to watch this little brat

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Gunnybear 0
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wait, what if the dad was talking to his daughter? 0.o

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Phallus_fml 0
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What did the word "douchebag" have to do with the incident? Kinda didn't fit in.

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IsaacClarke 0
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What. Douchebag is a common insult.

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Rooney101 0
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Another reason why i hate kids. They have no vision more than 2 metres in head of them. I managed never to crash into anyone when i was about 5. Kids are such morons these days.

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Alexgoesfml 3
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One of the most ignorant comments I've seen in a while. They are kids, what do you expect? There are only a few kids that just manage to run into people, they are just the ones that are noticed since you won't notice the kids that won't run into you.

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heywood 0
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Dumb people can do two things in life: get drivers licenses, and have kids. It is a sick, sad and cruel world.

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redbluegreen 40
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My mom always told me drivers licenses was fate's way of thinning the gene pool.

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darkwar4ever 0
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ROFL. Hahaha, that's so true - except good, innocent people get hurt by arrogant assholes.

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spoo 24
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you missed making prejudice comments standing in line for chew at walmart

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treli1593 0

dont forget "become president"

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lisafannypack 0

LOL :D

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chazstah 0
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shoulda got up and snapped him in the face

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dan81892 2
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his ankle probably hurt a lot, he couldn't do much if it hurt enough for him to think it was broken.

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WhyMe1_2_3 0
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Wow that sucks..... by no means is this your fault, but maybe be a little bit more observant... i'm pretty sure most people are able to move out the way or atleast say stop when a little girl on a bike rides by

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aback 4
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That's why they used to put horns or bells on bikes so you could warn someone instead of just knocking them down.

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Needlestick 0
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Of course, he blames someone else because his "little angel" could -never- do anything bloody wrong...dumbass. >.< I hope your ankle feels better soon!

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Coffee_Kaioken 0
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Love that reply. "of course his little angel could never do anything wrong."

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ForWhatItsWorth 0

Douchebag? What kind of a moronic idiot trying to be his daughter's best friend says 'douchebag'?? Keep her on a leash if you have issues..

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