Money: Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 03:46 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By ihatebeingacashier - 11/07/2016 21:06

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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edward80 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:04

Can't wait to see this on youtube

SuperCollider 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:06

When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.

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paigexox0 37

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:40

My thoughts would go something like this "COFFEE MONEE- shit".

paigexox0 37

Sunday 16 March 2014 19:32

You're probably right

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:41

You should change a few things before you become coined as 'quarter crawler'.

dementxrs 12

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:41

i see what you did there...

FemskyD 26

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:46

Aww i guess it human though :) free money?!! Why do you think those spam emails go round About Bill Gates giving money :) youre not alone

Amama_fml 30

Monday 17 March 2014 4:53

What?

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:54

Duuuude

zip2dwess1 4

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:58

Barely*

MandieL 27

Sunday 16 March 2014 15:24

I am surprised this wasn't the first comment. :)

Plywoodman 3

Sunday 16 March 2014 15:39

Agreed. I kept thinking of the spice and was really surprised I had to get to a second page before seeing a correction.

GuiLD15 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:01

Not really..

FML_Elle 17

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:04

Someone please find this video xD

vikky538 28

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:09

hey...u have realized after u picked the 7th quarter.. the kid is smart..sorry OP..

guckylynn 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:27

Barley?? I think it should be barely.

bc3g09 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:38

Ooh a piece of candy

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