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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
If your ass was large enough to cause such a catastrophe then you deserved it. Because obviously you are wearing pants that are too tight and no one likes fatties in skintight clothing. It shows your rolls.
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
$80 pants? really? nice to see that you know how to spend your money dumbass
If you spend $80 on pants, make sure they're good quality.