By FenRackety - 10/5/2013 12:37 - Canada
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
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"Crikee! All the animals have gone mad!" -dentist

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I think we can all thank the Japanese for showing us fetishes the universe could not have imagined on its own. Lol

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Japan is its own universe. That's how developed they've become :)

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  kinky44  |  28

@21 Too bad America forced Japan to invent porn like that. You think they censor everything for fun? They have strict laws against showing genitals so they use tentacles to bypass the laws.

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Working with Octopi is the best job ever. They are so amazing and intelligent. Op should have been a little more cautious but I don't think he was entirely in the wrong. Those animals are super sensitive to light and it's surroundings. Something else probably spooked it.

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  perdix  |  29

#86, yet, oddly enough, I prefer my calamari chewy. (I like pencil erasers, too, but that's beside the point.)

There is sushi made from octopus, too.