By FenRackety - 10/05/2013 12:37 - Canada

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
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"Aw you made me INK!!"

Do you work at an aquarium or a pet shop? Because if its a pet shop you can't have the animals getting too "attached" to you.


"Aw you made me INK!!"

Seen enough hentai to know where this is going. . .

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"Crikee! All the animals have gone mad!" -dentist

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I think we can all thank the Japanese for showing us fetishes the universe could not have imagined on its own. Lol

Yes because getting ink all over your face is SO MUCH FUN!

You call that an ink defense? AHH!! (Ink splatters everywhere)

@1 Just keep swimming.

21 - Japan: now no longer part of the universe?

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Japan is its own universe. That's how developed they've become :)

"Uugghh I keep trying to ink but all that comes out is .... You don't want to know what comes out"

@21 Too bad America forced Japan to invent porn like that. You think they censor everything for fun? They have strict laws against showing genitals so they use tentacles to bypass the laws.

97- somehow I doubt the US forced anything on a country that sells modeling videos of 5 yr olds that border on softcore porn...

damn it, she just fucked an animal! arrest her

because in the US they don't have shows like toddlers and tiaras and honey-boo-boo?

Love that movie!

#1 made a Finding Nemo reference. How did this lead to Hentai?

Lol, working in an aquarium, best job EVER!!!

Working with Octopi is the best job ever. They are so amazing and intelligent. Op should have been a little more cautious but I don't think he was entirely in the wrong. Those animals are super sensitive to light and it's surroundings. Something else probably spooked it.

Sushi is not octopus!

Yeah! That's kalamari... or however you spell it.

its a c at the begining. apart from that you`re fine :)

Calamari is fried squid. Octopus is octopus. :P

you f*cking rule 47. there's just not enough precision around these days.

Squid is calamari.

I love calamari. It's really chewy. You can add done wasabi sauce to kick it up a notch.

Good calamari isn't chewy...

#86, yet, oddly enough, I prefer my calamari chewy. (I like pencil erasers, too, but that's beside the point.) There is sushi made from octopus, too.

Do you work at an aquarium or a pet shop? Because if its a pet shop you can't have the animals getting too "attached" to you.

What sort of pet shop has octopi in stock? They can't sell too many of them.

They do that ink-ase of emergencies. Those sneaky cephalopods, though, they're trying to kill you!

I have an inkling that the octopus was afraid.

An octopus exchanged his old tentacles for new ones. It was ‘squid pro quo’.

Finding nemo anyone? Lol. Sounds like an awesome job though :)

I thought about "Star Wars" Quarrens. :P And also when the same thing happened in "Tom & Jerry".(:

I was thinking of pentapox from the last avatar

89- Avatar: The Last Airbender*

That was pretty vulgaris of him

I'm surprised you noticed, Captain Oblivious.

Where the hell do you work!?

at the airport.

He is a key player in the accounting department.

For some reason I thought this was gonna be an elaborate innuendo

in the back room of a porn set.

Somebodys in an inky situation

NO. Annoying isn't it?

why WERE you trying to move an octopus????

It's part of op's job, read the fml again.

Did you even read the whole FML? You literally only had to read the first sentence.

OP likes moving octopuses to different places