Seen enough hentai to know where this is going. . .

"Crikee! All the animals have gone mad!" -dentist

I think we can all thank the Japanese for showing us fetishes the universe could not have imagined on its own. Lol

Yes because getting ink all over your face is SO MUCH FUN!

You call that an ink defense? AHH!! (Ink splatters everywhere)

@1 Just keep swimming.

21 - Japan: now no longer part of the universe?

Japan is its own universe. That's how developed they've become :)

"Uugghh I keep trying to ink but all that comes out is .... You don't want to know what comes out"

@21 Too bad America forced Japan to invent porn like that. You think they censor everything for fun? They have strict laws against showing genitals so they use tentacles to bypass the laws.

Classic!

97- somehow I doubt the US forced anything on a country that sells modeling videos of 5 yr olds that border on softcore porn...

damn it, she just fucked an animal! arrest her

because in the US they don't have shows like toddlers and tiaras and honey-boo-boo?

Love that movie!

#1 made a Finding Nemo reference. How did this lead to Hentai?

Working with Octopi is the best job ever. They are so amazing and intelligent. Op should have been a little more cautious but I don't think he was entirely in the wrong. Those animals are super sensitive to light and it's surroundings. Something else probably spooked it.

Sushi is not octopus!

Yeah! That's kalamari... or however you spell it.

its a c at the begining. apart from that you`re fine :)

Calamari is fried squid. Octopus is octopus. :P

you f*cking rule 47. there's just not enough precision around these days.

Squid is calamari.

I love calamari. It's really chewy. You can add done wasabi sauce to kick it up a notch.

Good calamari isn't chewy...

#86, yet, oddly enough, I prefer my calamari chewy. (I like pencil erasers, too, but that's beside the point.) There is sushi made from octopus, too.

What sort of pet shop has octopi in stock? They can't sell too many of them.

I have an inkling that the octopus was afraid.

An octopus exchanged his old tentacles for new ones. It was ‘squid pro quo’.

I thought about "Star Wars" Quarrens. :P And also when the same thing happened in "Tom & Jerry".(:

I was thinking of pentapox from the last avatar

89- Avatar: The Last Airbender*

I'm surprised you noticed, Captain Oblivious.

A rock quarry.

at the airport.

He is a key player in the accounting department.

For some reason I thought this was gonna be an elaborate innuendo

Toys R Us

in the back room of a porn set.

NO. Annoying isn't it?

It's part of op's job, read the fml again.

Did you even read the whole FML? You literally only had to read the first sentence.

OP likes moving octopuses to different places