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By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 03:46 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By ihatebeingacashier - 11/07/2016 21:06

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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edward80 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:04

Can't wait to see this on youtube

SuperCollider 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:06

When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.

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Needafarm 22

Monday 17 March 2014 5:59

I'm just trying to figure out if they were using "Peso's" or "Canadian Quarters" and who doesn't look at something they pick up.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 March 2014 6:47

Classic

MidFlight 8

Monday 17 March 2014 6:52

*Ooh, a piece of candy.*

TacoTruckOwner 6

Monday 17 March 2014 7:22

Wait, fake quarter? Either op is really durr for not picking up on this (no pun intended) or this kid's got a bright future.

aamir251 18

Monday 17 March 2014 7:51

The search for this video starts now.

CurlyQute 17

Monday 17 March 2014 17:01

Wow

legs666 10

Tuesday 18 March 2014 2:02

oo! a piece of candy!

courtney_xox 4

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:56

That is priceless XD

MrHernandez530 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 6:36

Any idea what the video is called?

IAmSMRT 2

Wednesday 19 March 2014 7:17

And now you're a famous YouTube video..... How could you not tell the quarters were fake??

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