Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
ohmygeezz 0
aww I'm sorry OP my husband did this right before our 2nd baby was born :( He was actually e-mailing the girls tho. FYL
Day77 0
why o why u women r so dam gulable with men??? nomatter how long or how many times they say ur t only one, u will never be. u just gotta know how to play the game. sad but true.
DonCrank 0
shouldn't be all up in his shit bitch
hannah201 0
FYL. o and dump that fag he shouldn't be doing that when he is in a relationship
42billybob 5
obvious trust issues if you were going through his browser history.
lalasha 0
Number8 is stupid dont spice avdamned thing. Nefore you leave get copies of his 5 years income and any finacaile holdings. Now leave! like now! Run bitch run. file for child support asap and if he doesn't pay put a lean on his wages with the quickness and don't give the baby his last name also very tighly restriced visitation you keep full custody. Stick it to the no good dirty dog no that would give dogs a bad name he is a virus.
UrbanerMezei 0
You do realize you can click a link on craigslist without actually posting on it, maybe he was just curious about the site, or was looking to vote for best of craiglist funny trolls.
ragsy 7
Everybody reads CL ads. Acting on them is entirely different.
xemilyonfirex 0
I love looking at what people are selling on craigslist, even when i'm not even gonna buy anything! One time I looked at "adult services" and the reason I did was because i was thought to myself "what the hell, they have a page for that?" and i was honestly just really curious as to see what kind of things desperate people write on there. I'm in a happy committed relationship, and It was 100% curiosity because it honestly blows my mind that people are that desperate. You know your fiance way more then we do, so ask yourself? could it be he was just reading just out of pure curiosity, or was he reading with actual intentions? And as for the person mentioning that that is what happens when you don't keep your man happy in bed. Have you ever given a ********? From my experience, It hurts my back and neck after 10 minutes. My back hurts cause I have 38c breasts, I'd about shoot myself if i was 7 months pregnant and bending over! I can just imagine how much my back would hurt then! Her fiance should understand that right now her body is over worked from caring for HIS future child and their is nothing with using your damn hand. And if it turns out, hes done this before, or he does it again. Dump him. You might have a kid and find yourself single, but there are plenty of fish in the sea who won't mind that. Best of luck!
mugiwara_fml 0
It might be worse : "discrete intimate relationships with horses" :o)