Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
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Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
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ab290 10
what was she expecting, an AK47 in your ******?
iseebearbears 27
It's probably more of an FML for her since she had to touch your menstrual blood as part of her job.
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Comments (77)
lanai80 24
Okay, you can actually sue the airport for that bullshit. That's harassment at its finest. Df?
BobbieH 19
First, no you really can't, they have the right to check you and to strip search you if you want to fly. It would only be an assault if they repeatedly stroked her or penetrated her beyond an exam of the cavity. It would only be harassment if they made sexual comments, gestures or other advances or demanded a sexual act. This in invasive but not sexual or an assault. Secondly, no you can't because this is from Pakistan and the same rules do not apply. Their rules allow for many such invasions of privacy/modesty without recourse. This is not the States and not the TSA.
qteabutt 12
As much as that sucks for you, I feel pretty bad about the security lady since its part of the job. You would be amazed on what you can hide up a ******. So really you should thank the lovely women who found those neat party tricks.
ItsTheCheeesiest 5
This is why the TSA should be abolished, they are rapists
Arkham_Callabero 15
Please keep your sjw logic on Tumblr
Arashikage 18
Yes the TSA agents who's job it is to take necessary precautions for safe travel must be banned because of your misconstrued definition of rape.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#35 Go look up the definition of rape in the dictionary before you try to make a point.
Moerighan 23
I hope she got blood on her, how mortifying.
ezrajab 22
You know there ARE devices you can have planted in you for just that kind of situation
MulticoloredSlug 18
Get that girl fired!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
As much as it may suck, airport security really has no room to take chances with these things since terrorists are coming up with all sorts of ways to try and smuggle explosives onto planes. If they have to strip search or pat down somebody thoroughly to make sure that there aren't any explosives on the person, then they have to do it. It does suck when you think about it, but when you listen to what's going on in this day in age, it leaves them with no choice but to conduct these kind of searches.
dubby21 19
how ******* horrifying D:
SaintJin 8
Khali Pakistan mein asa hota hai. But still dil dil Pakistan
stellasue11 38
hell no! i wouldn't have let anyone put their hands down my pants!!!
zaidthunder1 27
Currently there is a skirmish happening between India and Pakistan, the heightened security measures seem reasonable enough, though a bit perverted.