Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
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Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
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Top comments
ab290 10
what was she expecting, an AK47 in your ******?
iseebearbears 27
It's probably more of an FML for her since she had to touch your menstrual blood as part of her job.
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Comments (77)
missyfiona89 28
I think it's more of FHL for having to go to such measures for her job.
rialbybba 19
Not only was this woman touched in a personal area, which is bad enough on its own, but also during her period AND in public and you think the employee doing the touching is more entitled to discomfort? Shocker.
qteabutt 12
Think about this: its her JOB to search people for DRUGS or WEAPONS meaning this WORKER has to do this DAILY. And its probably her RESPONSIBILITY to make sure people don't come on board with those things. And if another 9/11 happens I'm pretty damn sure people are gonna bitch to the airport for not doing a better job at being safe. So yeah it sucks that her personally space had to be invaded but now and days we can't take any chances cus its makes someone UNCOMFORTABLE.
sparkledoge 29
I always wondered, if you have an actual bomb and are ready to explode, what are they gonna do about it anyway ?
qteabutt 12
Well either they all die if the bomb explodes or she would be shot down and then she explodes or if didn't go off while she's shot down, the airport would be cleared out and bomb squad comes in to probably just set off the bomb.(since that would be easier to do considering on where it is)
Goblin182 27
I don't know about OP, but when my wife is wearing a napkin, she is like a ticking time bomb.
nykkilynn16 7
I noticed this was in Pakistan. I'm sure the woman felt even more violated than some Westerners would.
DanielleinDC 34
Even though I live in the U.S.,I would feel pretty ******* violated if someone stuck her hands in my pants or undies to determine that I was indeed wearing a pad. And I imagine that most women, no matter were they live, would say the same thing.
KrDizzy 16
My boyfriend has been stopped by the TSA 3 times for his crotch looking "suspicious." He told them it was his penis. They still copped a feel every time, just to make sure. TSA = Thirty Second Assault
MariaGiovanni 25
well....youre a lucky woman
ColdCreasent 17
It's Pakistan, so not TSA.
thatweirdasian 22
41, OP's situation did indeed happen in Pakistan, but the situation about her boyfriend that #19 was talking about, didn't happen in Pakistan.
I_am_TheSixth 15
Bloody airport security Literally. I'm gone
Dragonstorm786 17
It's a good thing I don't ride planes often, because I carry about 100 napkins in my hoodie pouch.
mamasita40 13
I'm not quite sure but it seems like you were sexually assaulted by a power tripping security guard. I understand that they can search anyone randomly, it's happened to me the last 3 trips I went on. However I was not felt up or down in this case. For her to go that far & put you through that, I'd report her. They can't just go around poking peoples parts whenever they want.
extremereviews 26
This is also in Pakistan, different laws and customs
megsterr413 20
**** her life for reaching into your soiled pad. bahahaha unless she is into that kind of thing... maybe she'll take the next ladies' word for it.
creditless 14
well considering the people that work for the TSA are more gargoyle than human, I'm sure she was just getting your scent to track u later
cuz803 46
I'd flag her for harrasement
Internetflakes 13
You couldn't, actually. As long as the pat/feeling is not past the exam, and is not sexual, it is not considered harassment. They have full body scans now, too. (Clothes on search with technology, but the scanner sees under clothing)