Miscellaneous and Awkward: Today, I told my dad that failing to kill yourself must be really...

By Oh. - 23/07/2019 02:00

Today, I told my dad that failing to kill yourself must be really awful, because you think you’ve failed your life and then you even fail your death. My dad who, as I recalled when he shot me a sour look, tried to commit suicide during his youth. FML

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Today, in his will, my dad laid the blame squarely at my feet for his depression, alcoholism, liver failure, suicide attempt and eventual death, not because of anything I did, just for being born in the first place. He never wanted a kid, resented becoming a dad and drank to make the depression bearable. FML

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By WasNotAdopted - 28/04/2015 13:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

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By Neal - 10/08/2022 13:00 - United States - Northport

Today, my dad told me, in the form of a soliloquy, to have a better attitude about death and dying. I have terminal cancer. FML

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By lana - 28/09/2021 21:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML

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colderthanyou 15

Tuesday 23 July 2019 3:22

That’s a stupid thing to say to anyone, regardless of their past. Let’s try to think twice next time

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 23 July 2019 2:30

Why would you ever say that?

Comments

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 23 July 2019 2:30

Why would you ever say that?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 July 2019 3:14

And having a kid like you made that failure even more bitter.

colderthanyou 15

Tuesday 23 July 2019 3:22

That’s a stupid thing to say to anyone, regardless of their past. Let’s try to think twice next time

Sagar Nair 11

Tuesday 23 July 2019 4:12

Suicide is a touchy topic my friend. Think before you talk.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 23 July 2019 17:46

My English cousin said to call you a "bellend". I have no idea what she means, but it sounds funny. You bellend. Don't get a job in mental health, or we're all screwed.

sassypenguinxox 15

Thursday 25 July 2019 18:31

I bet you are glad he didn’t succeed. You would not be here writing this FML otherwise. But either way that is such a low blow thing to say in general