By sufia - Pakistan
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Back on the Fourth of July this year, there was a story about a woman who tried to smuggle fireworks out of a Walmart in her vagina. Somehow the thing got set off and she ended up with some pretty serious burns.

Anyway, the point is that people will try all kinds of weird shit to smuggle stuff. You'd be surprised.