I'm guessing the security person didn't shove her hand that deep. Probably just an edge touch

Feeling for the pad doesn't mean she stuck her hand down the OPs panties as well as her pants. She could have felt the outside of the underwear.

Ah, but is op using American or British English when using the word "pants"?

Nope I'd say having someone put their hands down your pants is worse.

She didn't have to, did she?

More than likely drugs not guns

Somebody was arrested for having a revolver in their vagina

OP here: I have a Pakistani passport, so maybe that is exactly what she was expecting :)

Back on the Fourth of July this year, there was a story about a woman who tried to smuggle fireworks out of a Walmart in her vagina. Somehow the thing got set off and she ended up with some pretty serious burns. Anyway, the point is that people will try all kinds of weird shit to smuggle stuff. You'd be surprised.

How in the hell did a firework start inside a vagina?

I honestly have no idea.

@OP You and me both :D

57: Because she had that fire pussy

Honestly, shut up

Why is this post in the negatives

I just died laughing

because lesbians are sex offenders, we can't get a consensual "release", and touching someone's pad gives us sexual satisfaction. yikes!

Ha!

9/11? Seriously?

Yeah. They can be pretty strict. I flew out of a small airport two years ago in the UK where they strip searched every passenger.