By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 100
You deserved it 13 538

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 164
You deserved it 447

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Do the truffle shuffle?

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area


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at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area

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I agree with #1, either you're wearing clothes that are making it clear you have fat rolls or you're just fat enough that it shows anyways; either way, something needs to change.

that was a little mean ):

that was a little mean ):

that was a little mean ):

that was a little mean ):

how did u get a quadruple post?

sorry for posting so many my phone fell and posted more than once i didnt do it to be annoying

Fake being pregnant..? If it makes you feel better then what the hell.

13 - that is known as a "meat hump." Giggity.

Even if it's a girl?

Yes, they shouldn't have anything down there so if they do it is meat.

Not sure why number 1 is being thumbed down. Being nice doesn't help anyone.

Bahahaha! Owned. What did you end up telling him? "Nope.. That's just one of my rolls.." *pulls out a doughnut*

hey!!! u shouldnt say that to someone!!!! I used to be REALLY fat but I couldn't help it!!!!!! ASSHOLE.

apparently you could if you used to be fat

13- omfg that's gross as he'll I hate that DX

Let the guard get real close to you to inspect it and when the time is right, the fat roll will attack!!

he wanna squeeze those rolls ;)

he wanna squeeze those rolls ;)

mean while usain walks through security while 4 people pat down mr McFattty

He should have said, "Well I've been trying, but this weightloss plan isn't really working for me.".

Do the truffle shuffle?

Uh oh! Hope you don't get charged for extra luggage xD

If anything she would be charged for a 2nd seat

do it! bitch slap him take his taser and use it on him. :)

haha spare tires aren't aloud on plains ;)

eh it's 3am I can say I don't give a fuck

still give a fuck to be around?

*allowed. I have a sneaky suspicion that the late hour has nothing to do with...

5, you're an idiot.

lol I suck :( I'll admit it and accept all cruel comments ... much deserved :/

36, I can come again but it will cost you $50 due to my "fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay" policy.

... I'm not fat you sick fuck

Haha.......Silly Quagmire :)

36 - that's what she said

I see nerd rage.

Aww come on lets not get personal here :(

THIS WASNT ME COMMENTING!!!!!!! my sister took my phone she is 13 I'm 20 I do indeed know how to spell and I would never be so rude! I apologize for all the rude comments. Again I'm very sorry.

I think this comment would be ok had it not been for the winky face @ the end

62- There is no 4...

okay either the bag inspector is dumb or you're really fat to where your fat rolls look like pouches D: Or maybe he wanted to see you lift your shirt?...

She's FAT. the last thing he wants to see is her take off her shirt lol

27, some people are into that or don't mind.

either way, that would be akwardddd

you are a godess.

I don't know.. Some of those TSA agents are pretty kinky.

more pushin' for the cushion as I like to say...

I'm sure you mean more cushion for the pushin'.

must look like you.

The jersey look got to Canada, 37?

haha ur fat and ugly too

It got moderated before I could read it :(

You called (hose are my initials)?

shut upp!!!! ur not so skinny either beeotcch!!

i know stupid bitch you ugly fat ass

Your initials are hose? You must have a long name

7- ok nice pic (ew)

yah it's funny cuz your tryin to b mean by saying ew, when we all can see that your not too skinny either! nice one.

One of your breasts!

Is smaller than the other!

yes it is akward

65, was that an attempt to "correct" her spelling of the word awkward? Hahahahaha

Lol I love when people try to show others up by correcting them, but make a bunch of mistakes themselves.

aw maybe it could give you some motivation!

A good thing is that you can roll when you get tired of walking.