By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 146
You deserved it 13 551

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Do the truffle shuffle?

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area


zombieekillah93 0

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aprilmayjune93 0

poor girl:/

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area

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I agree with #1, either you're wearing clothes that are making it clear you have fat rolls or you're just fat enough that it shows anyways; either way, something needs to change.

anjelicjazzy 6

that was a little mean ):

anjelicjazzy 6

that was a little mean ):

anjelicjazzy 6

that was a little mean ):

anjelicjazzy 6

that was a little mean ):

how did u get a quadruple post?

anjelicjazzy 6

sorry for posting so many my phone fell and posted more than once i didnt do it to be annoying

changetheworld 0

Fake being pregnant..? If it makes you feel better then what the hell.

13 - that is known as a "meat hump." Giggity.

Even if it's a girl?

Yes, they shouldn't have anything down there so if they do it is meat.

sxe_beast 11

Not sure why number 1 is being thumbed down. Being nice doesn't help anyone.

Bahahaha! Owned. What did you end up telling him? "Nope.. That's just one of my rolls.." *pulls out a doughnut*

hey!!! u shouldnt say that to someone!!!! I used to be REALLY fat but I couldn't help it!!!!!! ASSHOLE.

apparently you could if you used to be fat

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

13- omfg that's gross as he'll I hate that DX

Let the guard get real close to you to inspect it and when the time is right, the fat roll will attack!!

he wanna squeeze those rolls ;)

he wanna squeeze those rolls ;)

mean while usain walks through security while 4 people pat down mr McFattty

He should have said, "Well I've been trying, but this weightloss plan isn't really working for me.".

Do the truffle shuffle?

CrazyDude19 3

lmfao yes aha xD

Uh oh! Hope you don't get charged for extra luggage xD

If anything she would be charged for a 2nd seat

do it! bitch slap him take his taser and use it on him. :)

manbeast2 2


haha spare tires aren't aloud on plains ;)

eh it's 3am I can say I don't give a fuck

still give a fuck to be around?

je_suis_fml 11

*allowed. I have a sneaky suspicion that the late hour has nothing to do with...

ohthebloodygore 16

5, you're an idiot.

lol I suck :( I'll admit it and accept all cruel comments ... much deserved :/

36, I can come again but it will cost you $50 due to my "fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay" policy.

... I'm not fat you sick fuck

CatEyes66 0

Haha.......Silly Quagmire :)

36 - that's what she said

I see nerd rage.

Aww come on lets not get personal here :(

KaylieBieber13 0

in bed (;

THIS WASNT ME COMMENTING!!!!!!! my sister took my phone she is 13 I'm 20 I do indeed know how to spell and I would never be so rude! I apologize for all the rude comments. Again I'm very sorry.

I think this comment would be ok had it not been for the winky face @ the end

62- There is no 4...

okay either the bag inspector is dumb or you're really fat to where your fat rolls look like pouches D: Or maybe he wanted to see you lift your shirt?...

She's FAT. the last thing he wants to see is her take off her shirt lol

ohthebloodygore 16

27, some people are into that or don't mind.

DontModMeDammit 10


either way, that would be akwardddd

you are a godess.

I don't know.. Some of those TSA agents are pretty kinky.

tittymagic 0

more pushin' for the cushion as I like to say...

I'm sure you mean more cushion for the pushin'.

emeraldchicky 0


must look like you.

The jersey look got to Canada, 37?

haha ur fat and ugly too

It got moderated before I could read it :(

You called (hose are my initials)?

shut upp!!!! ur not so skinny either beeotcch!!

antoniocalos15 0

i know stupid bitch you ugly fat ass

Your initials are hose? You must have a long name

lucas18xx53 0

7- ok nice pic (ew)

bonbons96 0

yah it's funny cuz your tryin to b mean by saying ew, when we all can see that your not too skinny either! nice one.

One of your breasts!

ryanst 7

Is smaller than the other!

emmiep1011 7


yes it is akward

65, was that an attempt to "correct" her spelling of the word awkward? Hahahahaha

Lol I love when people try to show others up by correcting them, but make a bunch of mistakes themselves.

kickazz16 15

aw maybe it could give you some motivation!

A good thing is that you can roll when you get tired of walking.