By babydoll - United Kingdom
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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  theian01  |  3

I have a few questions. What? did you pass 1st grade? and how was this accepted with such bad writing and grammar? I thought we were grammar Nazis here....

  skittle68  |  0

Eeeeewwwww.... I sat on a couch someone had pissed on in their sleep one time. I was livid. Luckily I was at a friends and had a change of clothes. Yuck.

  marinus_fml  |  19

creeper as defined by an ordinary dictionary has no indication that it means anything you intended it to mean. In which case the only solution was the urbandictionary. It's only fair that if your word cones from urbandictinary that mine can come from there, and indeed fagger is a word defined in there. Although it might not be a proper English word, it can still be used as an expression. Just like lots of other words not found in the dictionary.

  DocBastard  |  38

Sone people ride the bus because it's environmentally friendly or because they can't afford a car. And nowhere does it say OP is obese.

Shit, I'm feeding the troll. Please disregard this response. Seriously, stop reading now.

  babydollxxx  |  0

Well, actually. On the Stagecoach I was traveling on, the door on that is more narrow than a car door. But yanno what? Fuck it. Yes, traveling by bus makes me obese! :D Although, doctor says i'm the right weight for my height, but i'll inform him that i'm actually obese because I got on a bus! Thanks for hitting me with reality!