Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
The problem with society today is that people take some things too literally. In this case, just way beyond the norm. I will ask the inevitable question that will follow from others to save some space, "Was she at least hot?"
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IDontKnow10101
| 14
that's what all ladies want, right?
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IDontKnow10101
| 14
that's what all ladies want, right?
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Airman1988
| 9
Perhaps she wanted to take a ride on his disco stick.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
The lady on the bus goes up and down, up and down, up and down, the lady on the bus goes up and down, all through the town.
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tygerarmy
| 35
It is. I had this happen to me when I was in high school.
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isallwaysme
| 27
well, maybe she thought he was Santa?
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MrNiceGuy569
| 18
Giving her a "present"
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marcranger
| 28
How is this an FML? You usually have to pay for that.
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alwaysbored13
| 14
Imagine that the lady is 60 years old.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
The problem with society today is that people take some things too literally. In this case, just way beyond the norm. I will ask the inevitable question that will follow from others to save some space, "Was she at least hot?"
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mintfresh7
| 9
Wouldn't be an FML if she was hot, would it?
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NeatNit
| 32
which might be why he left that out. Because he wanted to post the FML...
Also, we assume OP is male. We can't be sure.
Also, we assume OP is male. We can't be sure.
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JerryH
| 9
Maybe op is gay, that theory if op is a guy. If op is a girl then it probably doesnt matter if she was hot or not, because obviously from this, op would not be a lesbian
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samasara
| 20
t55. You lost me.
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GhettoXmuffin
| 7
Maybe you looked like Santa Claus to her.
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Enslaved
| 36
And she's a-- ho ho ho
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Twentemarc
| 4
Your comment. It's epic
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andiewithlove
| 21
Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.
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Son_of_a_biscuit
| 4
Or bring out the classic, "Seat's taken."
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zachlibby
| 4
She probably found you attractive, be proud of that!
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BadGuy_Ogg
| 4
Boing! Lol
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poopshreds
| 10
I think old is missing in there! "an lady" doesn't quite sound right.
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lisa92_fml
| 2
I was thinking the same thing! Unless they just meant to put "a" lady but worded it wrong
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey old ladies need loving to Op. She just wanted to talk about the first thing that popped up.
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How do you know the lady was old? o.o
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
It did say old lady, but OP edited it:)
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ICastillo
| 24
Thanks #21. I could of sworn it said old lady too.
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lorraineald
| 7
You win the entire internets.
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Hannahbanana95
| 8
Haha sorry OP!
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olpally
| 32
Yeah, you should apologize for sitting on op's lap! How rude! :)
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gc327072
| 29
If 11 was her then this FML wouldn't exist.
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olpally
| 32
You know I'm joking, right gc? Lol. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
53- If op were your age.
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gc327072
| 29
Yea 59, I caught the sarcasm. Most often, I don't need tilde marks.
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Hannahbanana95
| 8
#59 :) haha ur funny!!