By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
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IDontKnow10101 14

that's what all ladies want, right?

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

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IDontKnow10101 14

that's what all ladies want, right?

Airman1988 9

Perhaps she wanted to take a ride on his disco stick.

The lady on the bus goes up and down, up and down, up and down, the lady on the bus goes up and down, all through the town.

It is. I had this happen to me when I was in high school.

well, maybe she thought he was Santa?

Giving her a "present"

How is this an FML? You usually have to pay for that.

alwaysbored13 14

Imagine that the lady is 60 years old.

GhettoXmuffin 7

Maybe you looked like Santa Claus to her.

And she's a-- ho ho ho

Your comment. It's epic

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

Or bring out the classic, "Seat's taken."

She probably found you attractive, be proud of that!

I think old is missing in there! "an lady" doesn't quite sound right.

lisa92_fml 2

I was thinking the same thing! Unless they just meant to put "a" lady but worded it wrong

Hey old ladies need loving to Op. She just wanted to talk about the first thing that popped up.

How do you know the lady was old? o.o

It did say old lady, but OP edited it:)

Thanks #21. I could of sworn it said old lady too.

lorraineald 7

You win the entire internets.

olpally 32

Yeah, you should apologize for sitting on op's lap! How rude! :)

If 11 was her then this FML wouldn't exist.

olpally 32

You know I'm joking, right gc? Lol. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

KiddNYC1O 20

53- If op were your age.

Yea 59, I caught the sarcasm. Most often, I don't need tilde marks.

#59 :) haha ur funny!!

At least she was friendly