Perhaps she wanted to take a ride on his disco stick.

The lady on the bus goes up and down, up and down, up and down, the lady on the bus goes up and down, all through the town.

It is. I had this happen to me when I was in high school.

well, maybe she thought he was Santa?

Giving her a "present"

Imagine that the lady is 60 years old.

And she's a-- ho ho ho

Your comment. It's epic

Or bring out the classic, "Seat's taken."

I was thinking the same thing! Unless they just meant to put "a" lady but worded it wrong

How do you know the lady was old? o.o

It did say old lady, but OP edited it:)

Thanks #21. I could of sworn it said old lady too.

You win the entire internets.

Yeah, you should apologize for sitting on op's lap! How rude! :)

If 11 was her then this FML wouldn't exist.

You know I'm joking, right gc? Lol. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

53- If op were your age.

Yea 59, I caught the sarcasm. Most often, I don't need tilde marks.

#59 :) haha ur funny!!