Rhythm method

By booty backfire - 01/05/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML
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gjikvtj 18

At least he's not doing the Tyler the Creator ass trampoline

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incoherentrmblr 21

Needs more Cowbell. Gotta have more Cowbell...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

At least he's not sneaking up on you like an indian warrior and giving you surprise anal.

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sammyjanette 17

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iAlissa 34

#18, if you look above you, you can perhaps spot the joke that flew way over your head. No really, lighten up.

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marzipanimal 15

#18 I agree

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mageepaigeee44 15

Rape jokes aren't funny. Go ahead and thumb me down but it scares me that people would thumb down those who speak out against rape jokes and then thumb up the person who made one. Go ahead and tell me to lighten up but I won't because its not ******* funny.

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cakefete2 30

Yea, a nice ass is a wonderful thing. *listens to the drumming* from the sound of things OP...

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okudatwo 11

Finally somebody recognizes that it is truly a lost art. I was lucky enough to be blessed with the skills to do it on myself. Lol

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okudatwo 11

Edit from last: When I said do it on myself, I meant my stomach. And it was a sarcastic comment.

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person961 9

Music helps heal all the pain! Feel the music and you will heal

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kaablam 17

Well let's just hope the music isn't hurting her further. If it's lower back pain, or even wild drumming.. it probably doesn't feel that great.

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tumtum888 12

I can see how that can be inconvenient

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Lebeaugars95 20

but having your head in someone's ass is fine right

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Yeshua_fml 19

He sounds like a fun guy. Just enjoy the playfull attention.

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cryssycakesx3 22

depending on how she hurt her back, this could be quite painful.

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Sassie8810 9

Hopefully her boyfriend wouldn't do it, if it was causing her extra pain. That would just be cruel.

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Joshwarrior 39

Lol i do the same to my gf it's the best drumset known to man (:

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Raleaf 26

That or he'll ask her to toot along with the beat, get the whole band going.

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cakefete2 30

The fart would be a wind instrument right?

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