FML : Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no...

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Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it

By Noname / Thursday 12 March 2009 11:09 / Australia

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By Thrice | 0

#28244 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:45

riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee peter griffin.

By audiogasmic | 0

#28252 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:47

hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it. dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.

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By karma_89812 | 0

#28223 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:19

well that sucks.

By Thrice | 0

#28244 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:45

riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee peter griffin.

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Moo_Horse | 0

#1702917 - Monday 15 November 2010 02:39

nice family guy reference

By audiogasmic | 0

#28252 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:47

hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it. dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.

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veesky | 0

#1643562 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 10:44

agreed

By ubbernoob | 0

#28270 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:56

now we will just refer to you as Mr. pee pants.

By Hullaballoo | 0

#28285 - Thursday 12 March 2009 05:04

This is why you look at any public seats. You never know what might be on them. That's a bummer though. I feel for you

By Stephie_fml | 0

#28290 - Thursday 12 March 2009 05:06

Uh, dont you look before sitting down? Especially on public transport. That sucks, though.

By your_face | 15

#28314 - Thursday 12 March 2009 05:25

You had to know there was a reason no one else was sitting down.

By Nickodemus | 0

#28321 - Thursday 12 March 2009 05:30

#2 just made my mornin. Rock on. OP, ya gotta check those sitting and eating surfaces you haven't used before/in a while. Inspections.

By bradley5055 | 0

#28334 - Thursday 12 March 2009 05:35

ewww that really sucks

By Seegtease | 0

#28444 - Thursday 12 March 2009 06:55

Damn, 5 year olds need to not pee their pants.

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