well that sucks.

riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee peter griffin.

hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it. dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.

now we will just refer to you as Mr. pee pants.

This is why you look at any public seats. You never know what might be on them. That's a bummer though. I feel for you

Uh, dont you look before sitting down? Especially on public transport. That sucks, though.

You had to know there was a reason no one else was sitting down.

#2 just made my mornin. Rock on. OP, ya gotta check those sitting and eating surfaces you haven't used before/in a while. Inspections.

ewww that really sucks

Damn, 5 year olds need to not pee their pants.