By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Graawr 7

Hah! now you have a mushroom mark on your skirt or jeans. :D

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mintcar 9

Oh awesome. Marinating your ass in urine.

mintcar 9

Sorry for double posting. I don't mean to blame the app but IT'S THE APP'S FAULT. :/

I understand completely. App fudges up all the time.

mintcar 9

Yeah, way too many bugs. Sometimes it shuts down on me and other times I have to make numerous comments just to get one to go through. I usually get on FML during class and when I'm in bed so the iPhone comes in handy. I just wish it wasn't such a pain. :/

mintcar 9

Oh awesome. Marinating your ass in urine.

so you just sat there and let your panties soak up all the urine? wow that's considerate.

gottrythis 0

I thought girl have to be on the knees to give head. Seating man you really must be tall. And props on getting her that wet.... But seriously when you got up did it look like you piss your pants hahah

r122989 0

YDI for sitting in someones VISIBLE butt sweat in the first place.

Admit it... this fufilled one of your fantasies in a way, being peed on by an old lady that is. ;-)