KimoJ_fml

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML