Fixed it

By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 03:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Like how OP says "Oh my gravy" at everything.

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Firuzzy 10

23- Wrong FML, The two anonymous people are not the same,

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Screwie 25

Use that coffee in there to clean your toothbrush while you're taking care of your teeth, it will probably make everyone happy as long as they don't find out.

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cameron194 9

Coffee to clean a toothbrush .. You know , I'm pretty sure people brush their teeth to clean and get rid of coffee/other food stains.. Rinsing a toothbrush in coffee, probably not the brightest idea. :/

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spazz666 18

I think they were saying for OP to clean his toothbrush in their coffee.

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goldfishgod 20

I tell you, officemates can be ******* bitches.

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savage93 11

Unless its like the show The Office, they have a good time at there work lol.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Honestly, OP should have better personal hygiene if working with other people. Their coworkers shouldn't have to be subjected to dealing with that.

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onlychildFTW 33

OP has some hygiene problems that need to be addressed.

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Lant 6

I cant stand when im workig with someone and they smell like garbage it reallymakes it hard to respect them

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vbmg152 18

Looks like you need to work on your hygiene! Take a shower & brush your teeth!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Some people can't help it and suffer from chronic bad breath. Remember that Tyra Banks show episode?? Lol

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Achall91 17

Atleast now you've got something else to do. Buy a toothbrush, minty toothpaste, and some mouthwash. Seriously.

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CrissyyyS2 22

The truth hurts? Nah! Screw em OP. Just go sighing your breathe in their faces :>

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twinkiefeets 17

Op you might want to step up your personal grooming.

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Brenda37 13

I bet a moment of awkward silence ensued after you told them the actual problem you fixed... How uncomfortable. Well anyways OP, now you know what areas you need to work on so make a better effort to be more hygienic.

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annie_nk 22

Although what your coworkers said was harsh, you kinda set yourself up for that one.

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