Fixed it

By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 03:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 818
You deserved it 8 632

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Now get to work on the other things.

Well now you can fix it all.

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Now get to work on the other things.

Like how OP says "Oh my gravy" at everything.

Loved your response!!! Fabulous!

23- Wrong FML, The two anonymous people are not the same,

Well now you can fix it all.

Use that coffee in there to clean your toothbrush while you're taking care of your teeth, it will probably make everyone happy as long as they don't find out.

What the fuck?

Coffee to clean a toothbrush .. You know , I'm pretty sure people brush their teeth to clean and get rid of coffee/other food stains.. Rinsing a toothbrush in coffee, probably not the brightest idea. :/

I think they were saying for OP to clean his toothbrush in their coffee.

I tell you, officemates can be fucking bitches.

Unless its like the show The Office, they have a good time at there work lol.

Honestly, OP should have better personal hygiene if working with other people. Their coworkers shouldn't have to be subjected to dealing with that.

OP has some hygiene problems that need to be addressed.

I cant stand when im workig with someone and they smell like garbage it reallymakes it hard to respect them

Looks like you need to work on your hygiene! Take a shower & brush your teeth!

Some people can't help it and suffer from chronic bad breath. Remember that Tyra Banks show episode?? Lol

Atleast now you've got something else to do. Buy a toothbrush, minty toothpaste, and some mouthwash. Seriously.

The truth hurts? Nah! Screw em OP. Just go sighing your breathe in their faces :>

Breath* ): Gah fail.

Op you might want to step up your personal grooming.

I bet a moment of awkward silence ensued after you told them the actual problem you fixed... How uncomfortable. Well anyways OP, now you know what areas you need to work on so make a better effort to be more hygienic.

Although what your coworkers said was harsh, you kinda set yourself up for that one.