Freud intensifies

Split second

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

Babe 3: Pig on the phone

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

Confusing love triangle

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

U wot m8?

Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML

Whoops

Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

Freudian slip

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

Been there, done that

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

Cool

Today, while talking to a boy, he asked what my name was and in a state of panic, I said, "Daddy." FML

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML