Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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redhead_sprhro 10
Wife material!
mermaidkeels 26
Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.
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Comments (95)
worldclassrager 41
It's a strange way to come on to you but it works right? Unless that wasn't the intension
courtzzz23 17
did you let her? because that could be love
Xealkry 18
Hey... She's willing to touch you.
EvilTurtle 35
If this is how you flirt, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
scarlett3diaz 24
Same
ItsEdd 9
Should of responded "and I want to pop your cherry ;)"
captainsmegma 12
And so love begins. Some day your grandkids will ask what attracted you to grandma. "She knew how to pop my zits".
Hop6e 22
Ya gotta start somewhere man, make for a good how I met your mother.....
Grayness_ 26
I never understood why people liked doing that.
DoomSkuller 28
The sensation of the oils breaking the surface feels good imo
False_Stupidity 42
My wife loves popping zits and blackheads it's definitely a good thing.