School: Today, my science teacher said I looked like a hedgehog, then...

By HedgehogFace - 29/11/2018 03:00

Today, my science teacher said I looked like a hedgehog, then had the whole class take a vote. They voted unanimously that yes, I do look like a hedgehog. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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Hair-raising

By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By jdawn99 - 22/10/2013 14:24 - United States - Arkansas City

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00

Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML

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By toeloezz - 26/09/2016 18:02 - Netherlands

Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:25

Dye your hair pink, and carry a large hammer around. Voilá, one successful Amy Rose cosplay.

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 3:02

Gotta go fast!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:25

Dye your hair pink, and carry a large hammer around. Voilá, one successful Amy Rose cosplay.

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 3:02

Gotta go fast!

Seeya55 31

Thursday 29 November 2018 3:03

Covered in gold rings too?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 November 2018 3:55

How did you vote, Dimmesdale?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 29 November 2018 13:52

The name of the hedgehog was actually Spiny Norman.

Dustin Thompson 6

Thursday 29 November 2018 6:01

Damn if that was me I’d get that teacher fired. I grew up with teachers like this and it damages you later in life😔

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Thursday 29 November 2018 7:18

In a funny way or bullying way? 🤔

GrumpyGrinch 23

Thursday 29 November 2018 8:40

Considering that this is in FML then even if it was fun for the teacher and class it was bullying for the OP. Which is what counts.

ViviMage 39

Thursday 29 November 2018 7:47

OBJECTION!! Your name isn't Phoenix Wright!

GrumpyGrinch 23

Thursday 29 November 2018 8:48

This is textbook bullying, done by person of authority, involving minors, blah, blah, blah,,, No teacher has any right to make any comment on the student's looks (apart from how you should wear your uniform if there is one). And have the class vote? WOW. Disrespectful AF. Even if it was meant as a joke, the bullies in the crowd in the future will see this as a free pass. Get his sorry ass fired: first get your parents involved, go to school principal, to school board, regional education authority. Luckily you got plenty of witnesses.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 November 2018 15:38

Nah, textbook bullying is where the victim is hassled for having to work from used textbooks, and in turn, they bully people using loose-leaf editions. The insanity has to stop!